This is so awesome that now everyone contributing to the community magazine can get the Wild Surge badge!
Also, I've heard the Wild Surge Team is looking for artists. So if you're an artist and would like to contribute your free time to the community magazine, send an email to the mailbox in the OP with your portfolio.
Mwhahaha! My musings were so long that a whole paragraph explaining which race is the most important in the realms (you need to read it to find out where I placed dwarves in the politically incorrect racial hierarchy) had to be edited out...
No matter, a lack of explanation adds to the wonder... An excellent job of editting and fitting my ramblings onto the pages! I know I caused a few difficulties!
Also the paragraph of taking the messangers soul, casting cone of cold and eating ice-cream brain surprise was also removed... But you have to leave something for the special edition...
Be the first to decipher all the dwarven ruins in the magazine, you win a prize! (tbd).
lord rumfish
[the poem is literal. Yes, I did check twice]
the evolution of dwarves in the Pehaps I can type some nonsence here I wonder if anyone would notice
this is grums top ten dwarves found in the wild Surge Magazines second issue oyb
Did you know Armitage played Hienz Kruger in Captain America. Hail Hydra
gnomes rule
shoutout to the panda
Click the money symbol to be directed to the portrait that Lava Del Vortel wanted to use on his walkthrough. It is a Beamdog winning portrait by Memm who did not get back to us on time for us to use it. It is an amazing portrait however and should be shared even if it is being shared indirectly.
Mwhahaha! My musings were so long that a whole paragraph explaining which race is the most important in the realms (you need to read it to find out where I placed dwarves in the politically incorrect racial hierarchy) had to be edited out...
No matter, a lack of explanation adds to the wonder... An excellent job of editting and fitting my ramblings onto the pages! I know I caused a few difficulties!
Also the paragraph of taking the messangers soul, casting cone of cold and eating ice-cream brain surprise was also removed... But you have to leave something for the special edition...
The NPC tutorial is really helpful! I tried my hand at making a romanceable NPC a while back but gave up. I might try again with this tutorial, though.
Be the first to decipher all the dwarven ruins in the magazine, you win a prize! (tbd).
lord rumfish
[the poem is literal. Yes, I did check twice]
the evolution of dwarves in the Pehaps I can type some nonsence here I wonder if anyone would notice
this is grums top ten dwarves found in the wild Surge Magazines second issue oyb
Did you know Armitage played Hienz Kruger in Captain America. Hail Hydra
gnomes rule
shoutout to the panda
Click the money symbol to be directed to the portrait that Lava Del Vortel wanted to use on his walkthrough. It is a Beamdog winning portrait by Memm who did not get back to us on time for us to use it. It is an amazing portrait however and should be shared even if it is being shared indirectly.
Mwhahaha! My musings were so long that a whole paragraph explaining which race is the most important in the realms (you need to read it to find out where I placed dwarves in the politically incorrect racial hierarchy) had to be edited out...
No matter, a lack of explanation adds to the wonder... An excellent job of editting and fitting my ramblings onto the pages! I know I caused a few difficulties!
Also the paragraph of taking the messangers soul, casting cone of cold and eating ice-cream brain surprise was also removed... But you have to leave something for the special edition...
I edited it down the last paragraph and hid it in @Tresset's article on the last page between the 2 pictures.
Be the first to decipher all the dwarven ruins in the magazine, you win a prize! (tbd).
lord rumfish
[the poem is literal. Yes, I did check twice]
the evolution of dwarves in the Pehaps I can type some nonsence here I wonder if anyone would notice
this is grums top ten dwarves found in the wild Surge Magazines second issue oyb
Did you know Armitage played Hienz Kruger in Captain America. Hail Hydra
gnomes rule
shoutout to the panda
Click the money symbol to be directed to the portrait that Lava Del Vortel wanted to use on his walkthrough. It is a Beamdog winning portrait by Memm who did not get back to us on time for us to use it. It is an amazing portrait however and should be shared even if it is being shared indirectly.
You must have a casted a detect language spell or something since you even translated the ruins hidden behind the Forgotten Realms Logo!
Copy Pasta for the win!
I had translated everything, and then I realised it probably just was a ttf on a pdf (the logic behind this is, that it's not the actual characters that are copied, but uhm, symbolic representations of the characters) so I copy pasted that. I translated the rest actually.
Glad to have been part of such a well made production. Love the community community magazine, and am floored about how much effort goes into making it.
Great issue, and I particularly liked the inclusion of Carrot Ironfoundersson in the list of dwarfs. Reading Pratchett's excellent Discworld series, I get the impression that he is more dwarf than the dwarfs.
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Also, I've heard the Wild Surge Team is looking for artists. So if you're an artist and would like to contribute your free time to the community magazine, send an email to the mailbox in the OP with your portfolio.
(You mistake a bear for a non-miniaturized giant space hamster)
Be the first to decipher all the dwarven ruins in the magazine, you win a prize! (tbd).
It will come in handy more often than knowing how to speak Klingon or French.
No matter, a lack of explanation adds to the wonder... An excellent job of editting and fitting my ramblings onto the pages! I know I caused a few difficulties!
Also the paragraph of taking the messangers soul, casting cone of cold and eating ice-cream brain surprise was also removed... But you have to leave something for the special edition...
[the poem is literal. Yes, I did check twice]
the evolution of dwarves in the
Pehaps I can type some nonsence here I wonder if anyone would notice
this is grums top ten dwarves found in the wild Surge Magazines second issue oyb
Did you know Armitage played Hienz Kruger in Captain America. Hail Hydra
gnomes rule
shoutout to the panda
Click the money symbol to be directed to the portrait that Lava Del Vortel wanted to use on his walkthrough. It is a Beamdog winning portrait by Memm who did not get back to us on time for us to use it. It is an amazing portrait however and should be shared even if it is being shared indirectly.
this is the (money symbol[link: https://forums.beamdog.com/discussion/comment/284475/]) symboll (double L)
D6
(Courtesy of my almost infinite free time.)
You must have a casted a detect language spell or something since you even translated the ruins hidden behind the Forgotten Realms Logo!
Copy Pasta for the win!
It's still there, don't worry.
How the %&%##"""""X#¤#¤&#& could you NOT put Flint Fireforge in the Top 10 Dwarfs ?!!!
Good mag though