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Baldurs Gate Meme Thread II: Enhanced Edition (Careful, everyone, SPOILERS!)

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  • megamike15megamike15 Member Posts: 2,666
    semiticgod wrote: »
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    You bastards know who you are.

    *glares at self in the mirror*

    i think people that murder neera just for her gem bag may be worse.
    BelgarathMTHMontresor_SPleeux
  • HalfOrcBeastmasterHalfOrcBeastmaster Member Posts: 301
    megamike15 wrote: »
    semiticgod wrote: »
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    You bastards know who you are.

    *glares at self in the mirror*

    i think people that murder neera just for her gem bag may be worse.

    Just loot them, then leave them ... "somewhere". :naughty:

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    While playing a Chaotic Neutral Half-orc Cleric/Thief, this was the exact method I used to keep Jaheira but get rid of Khalid. Cast Protection from Petrification on each member of a four or five-member party except one, then go up against the basilisks in Mutamin's Garden. Eventually one of them got 'im.

    Oops! Plus being Chaotic Neutral made it perfectly easy to justify in-character.
    Montresor_SPmlnevese
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    Murder by Proxy... remember to add that to your portfolio when you become the next god of murder :)
    Balrog99HalfOrcBeastmasterMontresor_SPlolien
  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    edited November 2019
    Is there an official record for fastest Imoen killing?
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  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,367
    mlnevese wrote: »
    IS there a an official record for fastest Imoen killing?

    Critical hit from any ranged weapon ought to be pretty quick! She has 8 hp so one dart won't do it. Longbow, shortbow or throwing dagger would be fastest. I can't remember the speed factors so can't attest to which would win. I'm pretty sure they're faster than crossbows & throwing axes though.
    mlnevese
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    edited November 2019
    A critical hit from a dart could do it if you have two pips in darts. You'd only need +1 to damage to be able to land an 8-damage critical with a dart, so even without two pips, you could land the kill with a Berserker, a Blade with Offensive Spin, or an Assassin.

    Fastest kill would probably be a Blade. Offensive Spin would give you maximum damage on top of +2 total damage, and the improved movement rate would let you reach Imoen faster. Since it would take a few seconds to buy a ranged weapon, the Blade would probably just attack Imoen with the staff you start the game with. It wouldn't even require a critical; Offensive Spin will ensure the maximum damage of 6, and add 2 for a total of 8, though you'd still want 18 STR for a THAC0 bonus.

    Time it correctly and your attack roll might trigger before her dialog. You could do it in maybe 8 seconds.
    mlneveseSkatan
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    edited November 2019
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    Joking of course!
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  • ZaxaresZaxares Member Posts: 1,325
    mlnevese wrote: »
    Just saw this on the net... can we have this option in BG III? :)
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    I'm actually reminded of a story I read once in Dragon Magazine surrounding this same idea. Well, not Baphomet, and it wasn't a ranger, but it was about a wizard who tried to make a full grown dragon his familiar. The dragon woke up, laughed, and then made the wizard HER familiar. ;)
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  • mlnevesemlnevese Member, Moderator Posts: 10,214
    edited November 2019
    Zaxares wrote: »
    mlnevese wrote: »
    Just saw this on the net... can we have this option in BG III? :)


    I'm actually reminded of a story I read once in Dragon Magazine surrounding this same idea. Well, not Baphomet, and it wasn't a ranger, but it was about a wizard who tried to make a full grown dragon his familiar. The dragon woke up, laughed, and then made the wizard HER familiar. ;)

    I want this option too :)
  • BlackbɨrdBlackbɨrd Member Posts: 293
    Yoshimo trying to kill Charname in Spellhold...


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    SkatanAedanBlackraven
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    And the template:
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  • lroumenlroumen Member Posts: 2,508
    Waste of pie
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  • megamike15megamike15 Member Posts: 2,666
    i just imagine the male version of the last picture just being xan.
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