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  • the_spyderthe_spyder Member Posts: 5,018
    There is a town in Pennsylvania called Intercourse. Quite what they do to pass the time there, I do not know.
  • madgamermadgamer Member Posts: 32
    OK.....First it would be good to have a beit or three or four. Sit down withy this post and read it s-l-o-w-l-y....Keep in mind that this is from an O-L-D guy who goes back to playing "ZORK" on an Apple II E.
    It is early morning and you are rolling up characters for ...say.....IWDEE? Ok now ya been at it for several hours and this last character is really not going the way you want.
    Then .....IT ......HAPPENS....YA GET A SET OF NUMBERS WHICH THE SMALLEST IS...SAY 15!!!!! You stare at the screen in disbelief for several minutes knowing that no mater what kind of character you choose it will be awesom.....NOW ya spen d maybe 30 ninutes changing the numbers around till it happens...ta hit the reroll button knowning at that instant YOU FORGOT TO STORE THE CHARACTER.....I can tell you that I laughed tillI cried. Shut of the computer and went sadly to bed.
    Now you might think "How could such an experience make you smile? Because my fellow game players if to think otherwise ..you would end up doing something drastic like taking a hammer to your computer and turning it into a pyle of electronic junk.

    this happened to me and something tells me the god of character rolling will be a long time away from my computer -:(


  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 3,075
    At one point I saw someone complaining about how the shapeshifter's werewolf form has to attack with "1d6 claws." What's so bad about 1d6 claws? That means that your werewolf might be attacking with six claws at once! That would be awesome! Then again, you might only end up with one claw, and that would suck.
  • ReadingRamboReadingRambo Member Posts: 598
    Thalantyr "why do I live in such a pleasant town". Which confused me greatly lol
  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 3,075
    edited March 2017
    In the description of the Wand of Frost in BG2, it says that the wand cools an area down to -100°F. In comparison, the coldest weather temperature ever recorded in real life was -128°F in Vostok, Antarctica, on July 21, 1983. I guess truth really is colder than fiction.

    Actually, it's kind of funny how the coldest temperature just happened to be -128°F. That number comes up a lot in computer science, because it's the smallest number you can express with one byte.
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  • DragonKingDragonKing Member Posts: 1,977
    Chase after my own tail.
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  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 3,075
    Dungeons and Dragons monsters aren't the only creatures that can be called Greater or Lesser!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greater_roadrunner

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesser_roadrunner
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  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Talked to a colleague in another country today over skype, his first name was pronounced "Dick shit". Had to bite my tongue to not burst into laughter.
  • Mr2150Mr2150 Member Posts: 1,170
    I used to work with a lady called Seema. Her last name was Butt...

    I had to resist saying "No, it's all safely tucked away," whenever she introduced herself to someone.
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    A few days ago, rocker Chuck Berry died. Now Gong Show host Chuck Barris has died. If there's someone out there named Chuck Barrett, should he be worried?
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Anything that makes a small "click" when pressed.
  • JoenSoJoenSo Member Posts: 910
    When you bang a spoon against a metal pot with water in it so the sound goes all bbooaah-wwaa-wa-waaaaahh.
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Children being cheeky sods.
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    wubble said:

    Children being cheeky sods.

    http://time.com/4709221/girl-steals-pope-hat/
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    Legitimately the most bizarre non-Japanese advertisement I've ever seen:

    https://youtu.be/jb32Ego033o
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    The Stratolaunch flew today! The Spruce Goose's record has been broken. Check this out:
    https://youtu.be/Hku8TH9NKfw

    For those who haven't heard of this plane. It's purpose is to carry up to three rockets between the fuselages to provide a lower cost method for launching satellites.
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    And now some official footage:
    https://youtu.be/VFHAz4AG-no
  • TressetTresset Member, Moderator Posts: 8,264
    Oops... I bumped a thread...
  • lolienlolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108
    Tresset wrote: »
    Oops... I bumped a thread...

    But why this one?
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    @OlvynChuru I'm not the only one!
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    And now it's common knowledge that the background depicts the underside of a cloaker that's about to devour him while he's daydreaming.
  • DrHappyAngryDrHappyAngry Member Posts: 1,577
    I just can't hear David Warner's voice and not think of The Lobe from Freakazoid. Everytime I hear Irenicus, I just get this song in my head and expect him to start singing. Even looking at Irenicus makes me think of it.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZsMMoYryTI

    David Warner and Ricardo Montalbán did the voices of the 2 most recurring villains on the show. It's ridiculous who they managed to get on that show since it was Spielberg's company that made the show.
  • OlvynChuruOlvynChuru Member Posts: 3,075
    When I first played Siege of Dragonspear, I thought Bridgefort was the name of that Crusader camp next to the bridge.
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