Cut Quotes from the Baldurs Gate Games More Tomatoes have entered the Complex Master Readier then a Red Cheeked Tomato My Friend "I cannot be caged, I cannot be controlled, understand this as you die, ever pathetics, ever tomatoes Sarevok: "I orchestrated a war to slaughter thousands of tomatoes I've always wonder if dragons taste like tomatoes Guard: The entrance tax is 6 tomatoes for each party of travelers Hurry Child Tomatoes are buy one get one at the Friendly Arms Inn My brother is a +12 tomatoe Guard I can take Drizzt with one tomatoe tied behind my back I Will Crush You, Crush You Into Tomato Soup Yes oh omnipresent authority tomato
"If a tomato is crushed in the forest...I'll kill the bastard who done it!" "T-T-T-Tomato!" (<--to the tune of Chia pets) "I once saw tomatoes with the feet of potatoes, tis true I swear!" "Go suck yer tomato." "How are we supposed to help the less fortunate tomatoes by trudging around in here!?"
What's that big tomato for? Everyone used to throw tomatoes at me. Are you gonna throw tomatoes at me, too? Those tomatoes look really stoopid on you. What about tomatoes? What about tomatoes? What about tomatoes? What about tomatoes? What about tomatoes? What about tomatoes? What about tomatoes? What about tomatoes? What about tomatoes? What about tomatoes? What about tomatoes? What about tomatoes? What about tomatoes? What about tomatoes? Gee, you sure are tomatoes. I've run out of things to say.
"Swiped the duchess's tomatoes once, if you know what I mean."
"You must gather your tomatoes before venturing from the garden."
"Oh, if y-y-you could only understand how I once soared through the air like - like a tomato thrown with the wind. But now I would only fall to the ground as an overripe, spoiled tomato, truly useless to all, the scars on my back making me as homely as the bruises on a tomato's skin."
"I need a bigger tomato." - Minsc, discovering that his weapon is ineffective.
"Yes, O omnipresent authority tomato." - Jaheira, sarcastically to leader.
"This would be a good place for a tomato garden." - Jaheira, upon entering almost any area, especially ones that are notably *bad* places for tomato gardens.
"Better part of tomatoes! Better part of tomatoes!" - Khalid, fleeing danger.
"Tomato gardens make me feel...insignificant." - Xan, upon entering a tomato garden.
"These tomatoes are made for throwing - and that's just what they'll do." - Dynaheir, upon entering battle.
"Eh, I would have stuck a tomato in ya eventually anyway." - Montaron, upon being dismissed from the party.
"My tomato will cut you down to size!" - Imoen, upon entering battle.
"You're all tomato-headed." - Imoen, playfully teasing leader.
"Bunch of mutt-mongering rotten tomatoes." - Imoen, muttering disgustedly to herself upon finding herself in an evil party.
Our tomato is vain! Tomato is so hollow... Let us save our tomatoes and just lie down and die. We delude ourselves to think our pitiable tomatoes will stand up to our enemies. Your stupidity makes you a doomed tomato. Well, with you as my tomato who needs enemies? If I wanted your tomato I would have asked for it. Do not think I will endure your tomatoes indefinitely.
green horror? cucumber, green pepper, lettuce, cabbage, broccoli, lime, courgette, turnip, brussel sprout, artichoke, asparagus, celery, spring onion, spinnach, rocket, cress. ok i've run out
Narrator: They say that tomatoes are the greatest of all teachers, and that tales of past seeds define who we are in the present, and what we shall be in the future. It is said that such tales shall with each telling illuminate us all with the fluorescent light of truth.
Yxunomei: So it has come to this, has it? I did not expect a group of natives to interfere with my vendetta. Why have you come here killing my tomatoes?
Player: What vendetta do you speak of?
Yxunomei: My vendetta is none of your concern. Your involvement in this matter is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. A seed of tomatoes floating for a small moment in the sea of time.
Player: Why do you need the heartstone seed?
Yxunomei: My interest in the heartstone seed is personal. I have been waging a war for quite some time. This world is simply another battlefield. The seed is one of several instruments I use to fight my battles.
Reverend Brother Poquelin: You again. I admire your persistence, but come now... I think it is time that you accepted the fact that it is not within your tomato to stop me.
Player: Why don't you step away from that seed and I'll show you just what I am capable off?
Reverend Brother Poquelin: There is no need for such empty threats. The only reason you are still alive is because I want you to witness this historical moment.
Omg, stop! I have a sore back, currently. The helpless laughter from all these "tomato-fied" quotes from the games is making me laugh too much! Ha ha, oww, ha ha, ooo.... stop it, you're all killing me..... ROFL
This is good fun indeed. I guess every single quote of the game can be made to sound very funny
- I've been looking for... stong tomatoes, like yourselves. - You look like the sort who has more than a few tomatoes to rub together. - Be doubly careful. I'm sure all manner of stupid tomatoes await our toes in the dark. - Full plate and packing tomatoes. - Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads. Tomatoes for everyone! - I pledge my service, and my tomatoes if need be. - Hm, I'm barely convinced tomatoes even hold a place of importance here.
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Enchantment: Charms you for your tomato
More Tomatoes have entered the Complex Master
Readier then a Red Cheeked Tomato My Friend
"I cannot be caged, I cannot be controlled, understand this as you die, ever pathetics, ever tomatoes
Sarevok: "I orchestrated a war to slaughter thousands of tomatoes
I've always wonder if dragons taste like tomatoes
Guard: The entrance tax is 6 tomatoes for each party of travelers
Hurry Child Tomatoes are buy one get one at the Friendly Arms Inn
My brother is a +12 tomatoe
Guard I can take Drizzt with one tomatoe tied behind my back
I Will Crush You, Crush You Into Tomato Soup
Yes oh omnipresent authority tomato
"T-T-T-Tomato!" (<--to the tune of Chia pets)
"I once saw tomatoes with the feet of potatoes, tis true I swear!"
"Go suck yer tomato."
"How are we supposed to help the less fortunate tomatoes by trudging around in here!?"
"(burps) Pardon, tomato reflex."
Everyone used to throw tomatoes at me. Are you gonna throw tomatoes at me, too?
Those tomatoes look really stoopid on you.
What about tomatoes?
What about tomatoes?
What about tomatoes?
What about tomatoes?
What about tomatoes?
What about tomatoes?
What about tomatoes?
What about tomatoes?
What about tomatoes?
What about tomatoes?
What about tomatoes?
What about tomatoes?
What about tomatoes?
What about tomatoes?
Gee, you sure are tomatoes. I've run out of things to say.
"You must gather your tomatoes before venturing from the garden."
"Oh, if y-y-you could only understand how I once soared through the air like - like a tomato thrown with the wind. But now I would only fall to the ground as an overripe, spoiled tomato, truly useless to all, the scars on my back making me as homely as the bruises on a tomato's skin."
"Tomato has no effect!"
"The tomatoes will only be passing. You should survive the process."
"Me will crush you! Crush you to ketchup!"
"Ano was trudging through the forest one day, looking for tomatoes with which he could stuff his mattress..."
"Montaron! I ... I never really loved tomatoes!"
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Wild Surge - a tomato of a different color, morphed into a 1500lb eggplant, falling from the sky.
"Yes, O omnipresent authority tomato." - Jaheira, sarcastically to leader.
"This would be a good place for a tomato garden." - Jaheira, upon entering almost any area, especially ones that are notably *bad* places for tomato gardens.
"Better part of tomatoes! Better part of tomatoes!" - Khalid, fleeing danger.
"Tomato gardens make me feel...insignificant." - Xan, upon entering a tomato garden.
"These tomatoes are made for throwing - and that's just what they'll do." - Dynaheir, upon entering battle.
"Eh, I would have stuck a tomato in ya eventually anyway." - Montaron, upon being dismissed from the party.
"My tomato will cut you down to size!" - Imoen, upon entering battle.
"You're all tomato-headed." - Imoen, playfully teasing leader.
"Bunch of mutt-mongering rotten tomatoes." - Imoen, muttering disgustedly to herself upon finding herself in an evil party.
"Luck be a tomato tonight!"
Tomato is so hollow...
Let us save our tomatoes and just lie down and die.
We delude ourselves to think our pitiable tomatoes will stand up to our enemies.
Your stupidity makes you a doomed tomato.
Well, with you as my tomato who needs enemies?
If I wanted your tomato I would have asked for it.
Do not think I will endure your tomatoes indefinitely.
I'm sorry you feel that way old tomato
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Always thought Anchev Saveourtom had the best quotes...
Face me! Face me, the new Lord of Tomatoes!
Tomatoes is our father's work; embrace it as I have!
I do not fear tomatoes. Do you?
The streets will run red with ketchup when my work is finished!
Your tomato is inevitable.
When exporting the final save from BG to BG2, ensure your main character is carrying the Golden Tomato Loons...
cucumber, green pepper, lettuce, cabbage, broccoli, lime, courgette, turnip, brussel sprout, artichoke, asparagus, celery, spring onion, spinnach, rocket, cress.
ok i've run out
Narrator: They say that tomatoes are the greatest of all teachers, and that tales of past seeds define who we are in the present, and what we shall be in the future. It is said that such tales shall with each telling illuminate us all with the fluorescent light of truth.
Yxunomei: So it has come to this, has it? I did not expect a group of natives to interfere with my vendetta. Why have you come here killing my tomatoes?
Player: What vendetta do you speak of?
Yxunomei: My vendetta is none of your concern. Your involvement in this matter is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. A seed of tomatoes floating for a small moment in the sea of time.
Player: Why do you need the heartstone seed?
Yxunomei: My interest in the heartstone seed is personal. I have been waging a war for quite some time. This world is simply another battlefield. The seed is one of several instruments I use to fight my battles.
Reverend Brother Poquelin: You again. I admire your persistence, but come now... I think it is time that you accepted the fact that it is not within your tomato to stop me.
Player: Why don't you step away from that seed and I'll show you just what I am capable off?
Reverend Brother Poquelin: There is no need for such empty threats. The only reason you are still alive is because I want you to witness this historical moment.
I try to fix my mistake:
- I've been looking for... stong tomatoes, like yourselves.
- You look like the sort who has more than a few tomatoes to rub together.
- Be doubly careful. I'm sure all manner of stupid tomatoes await our toes in the dark.
- Full plate and packing tomatoes.
- Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads. Tomatoes for everyone!
- I pledge my service, and my tomatoes if need be.
- Hm, I'm barely convinced tomatoes even hold a place of importance here.
And finally:
- You're all tomato-headed!
Get me out of this tomato hole!
Ehh, I should've joined the tomato gardeners.
I *am* the tomato garden!
(proudly) These walls contain the world's tomato gardens.
I can defeat Drizzt the tomato gardener with both hands tied behind my back!
You need a new tomato gardener! Your tomatoes are dreadful!
Get away from me, tomato gardener!
Your time is done, tomato gardener!
Die, ketchup scum!
Tomatoes Attaaaaaack!
My tomato's been gettin' prickly on me eyes.
I've been dippin' into me own ketchup, eeheehee.
It may be a touch unlady-like, but I'm gonna slit yer tomato, I am!
(already done) Me will smash you! Smash you to ketchup!
(already done) So I kicked 'im in th' tomato 'til he was dead! hehehe
*gulp* No, please, there are other tomatoes, I can show you... *crunch*