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D&D Stats Explained with Tomatos

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  • GrumGrum Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 2,100

    Where did you pull those altered quotes I mean tomatoes from @Grum?

    http://www.angelfire.com/id2/baldur2/jan1.htm

    A collection of Jan Jansen's stories.
    lolienJuliusBorisovWithinAmnesia
  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,201
    Jan Jansen's life following his association with Charname was typically convoluted, the barest of tomatoes hidden amidst his half-truths and whole lies. According to his published memoirs, "A tomato in Every Port", after a short prison term for tomato smuggling, he returned to his first love... tomato smuggling. This led to the now infamous Tomato Riot of '72, a tumultuous and altogether unclean event that seemed to center on the estate of the Shadow Thief Vaelag. Jan would deny that he had planned the downfall of the rogue, but he was unable to explain what practical application he had intended for a horde of knife-wielding tomatoes. Nevertheless, the death of the admittedly disliked and generally suspect Vaelag could not be attributed to the young gnome. Strangely enough, Jan had alibis for each and every second of the day in question, and what a day it must have been! Relatives from across the Realms came forward to say that he had stopped in for tea and tomatoes. At his later wedding to Lissa, Jan was asked how he managed to be in so many places at once, and yet still so far from the scene of the crime. "Well," Jan would say, "when you have that many tomatoes, anything is possible."
    lolienJuliusBorisovWithinAmnesia
  • JuliusBorisovJuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,418
    BG2EE evil party explained with Tomato

    Korgan: Dwarf Tomato (yes, there's a type of tomato called "dwarf tomato")

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    Hexxat: Black Tomato

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    Edwin: Red Wizard Tomato

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    Viconia: In case you don't release her in BG2 - Fried Tomato

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    Dorn: Huge half-orc Tomato

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  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    bengoshi said:


    Edwin: Red Wizard Tomato

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  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,201
    edited May 2015
    The correct answer to the question, "What can change the nature of a man?" is of course "Tomatoes!"
    Post edited by Montresor_SP on
    JuliusBorisov
  • WithinAmnesiaWithinAmnesia Member Posts: 953
    edited May 2015
    @Montresor_SP No Tomat-Os!:-P.
    Montresor_SP
  • WithinAmnesiaWithinAmnesia Member Posts: 953
    edited May 2015
    wubble said:

    bengoshi said:


    Edwin: Red Wizard Tomato

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    Why does he have white hands?
    Montresor_SP
  • wubblewubble Member Posts: 3,156
    Because Ainsley Odesseiron is just like that.
    elminsterMontresor_SP
  • DragonspearDragonspear Member Posts: 1,835
    Gotta love topics that never die! <3 you all
    Montresor_SPNimranJuliusBorisovlolien
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    edited May 2015

    Gotta love topics that never die! <3 you all</p>

    We :heart: you too. Have a tomato!
    JuliusBorisovlolien
  • Montresor_SPMontresor_SP Member Posts: 2,201

    @Montresor_SP No Tomat-Os!:-P.

    Fixed. :blush:
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