842. You get excited when overhearing people discussing Dorn, but are slightly dissappointed when you find out they were talking about Game of Thrones.
849. When you go to the library you leave scrolls that detail a prophecy you have had. They write of a time when gods roam the earth and where one such a god foresaw his own death and left a score of mortal offspring to fuel his rebirth.
850. You call the place you're going to move to like this: "BG" - and then wonder if you really meant Bulgaria.
851. You add "bg" to every search in the google about things to buy in the place you're going to move to (like "air-conditioners bg", "cookers bg", "mobile internet bg") and every single time you do it you hear the BG theme.
856: When you see NE (meaning North East) on a car's dash and wonder why your car says you are going Neutral Evil ( I do this all the time i will fully admit)
857. You immediately forget that "SoD" have meant Heroes 3: Shadow of Death for you for about 15 years and only think about Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear when read or hear "SoD".
859. You end every prediction you make with "...so sayeth the wise Alauuunndooooo."
860. You have a file on your desktop called "next.txt" with annotations like this in it: BG w/Neera K&J no minsc
IWD w/4 pers std dnd no mc
BG w/rasaad arcane hvy sorc/dyna/dual immy @7 (branwen or yeslick?)
IWD robin of sherwood party
IWD king arthur party
BG w/4 per std dnd cleric/ajantis/immy/xan?
IWD solo ??
BG solo ??
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845: You go to the mall at midnight and are surprised to find that shops aren't open 24/7 like they are in Beregost, Nashkel, and Baldur's Gate.
847: When shopping for electronics, the first thing you check is the alignment and special abilities of your new appliances.
851. You add "bg" to every search in the google about things to buy in the place you're going to move to (like "air-conditioners bg", "cookers bg", "mobile internet bg") and every single time you do it you hear the BG theme.
And you respond "A turnip?"
- True story. I've taken Jan in the party way too many times...
Shame on you @Shandyr
860. You have a file on your desktop called "next.txt" with annotations like this in it:
BG w/Neera K&J no minsc IWD w/4 pers std dnd no mc BG w/rasaad arcane hvy sorc/dyna/dual immy @7 (branwen or yeslick?) IWD robin of sherwood party IWD king arthur party BG w/4 per std dnd cleric/ajantis/immy/xan? IWD solo ?? BG solo ??I've lost control of my life. . .