@mlnevese I already did... A long time ago when I was more green than, uhh, a very green thing... I had no real modding ability... and it was before I even discovered there was a thing called "NearInfinity"... I was well aware that I was no more than a wannabe modder back then and I made this very clear when I posted my thing which can hardly be called a mod. I guess looking back it is a testament to how much I have learned since then. It is here if you are interested. I warn you now though... It is crap.
745. You meet an actor and expect him to refer to you as their raven. 745a. You call people your raven.
746. You kiss any comely lass you encounter because, hell, YOLO. 746a. You can survive a kiss from a comely lass.
747. You say 'GIVE. ME. THE. JAR.' to children who demand treats from you on Halloween. 747a. You say 'GIVE. ME. THE. JAR.' any time you want to buy something in a jar. 747b. You say 'GIVE. ME. THE. JAR.' any time you see someone holding a jar. 747c. You say 'GIVE. ME. THE. JAR.' when you need a katana. 747d. You say 'GIVE. ME. THE. JAR.' frequently.
748. You always have a skull handy in case you encounter a chicken. 748a. You use Antichickenator at KFC to no avail.
749. You always have an AC/DC song on your playlist, so as to be able to finish off any marauding trolls. 749a. You use 'Skies on Fire' for double damage.
750. You want to hire a gardener just to call him Mr Psycho Gnome.
751. You call room service at your hotel and comment how clean the room is in comparison to an elven arse. 751a. You write 'Clean as an elven arse' in the guestbook of every B&B you visit.
752. You have 'You are born of lust, the very essence of that which makes life. You have power, if you wish it' amongst your pickup lines. 752a. You have a Charisma score to pull that off and, if not, there's always that Ring of Human Influence you bought on ebay. 752b. You tell the police that you will let them arrest you... if they arrest the girl as well.
753. You don't vote in elections because, frankly, Tiax rules all anyway. 753a. You think that it's Tiax pointing and clicking when your computer behaves unexpectedly.
754. You yell 'Happy-happy, joy-joy' if you want to make someone smile. Smile!
755. You say 'They have long been my friends, and you can trust them' any time you introduce someone new to your friends.
756. You say 'Don't touch me; I'm super-important!' when a doctor wants to examine you.
757. You can actually read 'Portalbendarwinden'. 757a. You hate that guy.
758. You sometimes introduce yourself as Dinkamus Littlelog.
759. You claim that you come from the mystical land of frolicking naked nymphs.
760. You Yakman! 760a. You don't sleep because you Yakman! 760b. Yakman!
761. You answer every stupid question with a lengthy story that probably involves turnips and references to the famous griffon famine of '22, one of your many uncles, a niece and likely also a necromancer. 761a. You answer every question with a lengthy story that probably involves turnips and references to the famous griffon famine of '22, one of your many uncles, a niece and likely also a necromancer. 761b. You are famous for your lengthy stories that probably involve turnips and references to the famous griffon famine of '22, one of your many uncles, a niece and likely also a necromancer.
762. You want to spawn a score of mortal progeny. 762a. You name one of your spawns Abdel Adrian because you are exceedingly cruel.
763. You say 'I... Will... HAVE IT!!' whenever you see something you desire. 763a. You say 'You WILL learn!' whenever someone denies you something you desire. 763b. You say that your revenge is all that matters whenever something you desire is out your of reach.
764. 'Ever pathetic, ever fools' accompanies your facepalms.
765. You are reluctant to guided tours, especially involving towers.
766. You want more quickslots. 766a. You want IWD2-like GUI in EEs.
767. You instinctively search your pockets for something silver whenever you are shipwrecked on an island.
777. When you buy a drink for a guy, who is mourning the death of his son with his mate in an Inn. And then kill him afterwards for more xp (650 I think?)
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738. You work at a school and before you let the very rowdy kids outside for recess, you shout, "You must gather your manners before venturing forth."
"Vitae...Mortis...Careo!" Stares blankly as nothing happens.
"Hmm, why didn't it work?"
Nyph Nop Na Kaetah Sol!!! *Tresset shapeshifts into a squirrel*
See? It works!
When youre are going from your Computer table, and realize your arm is still on the table, attached to the mouse............
743. Your preferred route to the supermarket is through the sewers.
744a. When you move to another city, one of the first things you do is check where the sewer access points are.
744b. You are disappointed when it's too small (and too sh*tty) to use for transportation.
745a. You call people your raven.
746. You kiss any comely lass you encounter because, hell, YOLO.
746a. You can survive a kiss from a comely lass.
747. You say 'GIVE. ME. THE. JAR.' to children who demand treats from you on Halloween.
747a. You say 'GIVE. ME. THE. JAR.' any time you want to buy something in a jar.
747b. You say 'GIVE. ME. THE. JAR.' any time you see someone holding a jar.
747c. You say 'GIVE. ME. THE. JAR.' when you need a katana.
747d. You say 'GIVE. ME. THE. JAR.' frequently.
748. You always have a skull handy in case you encounter a chicken.
748a. You use Antichickenator at KFC to no avail.
749. You always have an AC/DC song on your playlist, so as to be able to finish off any marauding trolls.
749a. You use 'Skies on Fire' for double damage.
750. You want to hire a gardener just to call him Mr Psycho Gnome.
751. You call room service at your hotel and comment how clean the room is in comparison to an elven arse.
751a. You write 'Clean as an elven arse' in the guestbook of every B&B you visit.
752. You have 'You are born of lust, the very essence of that which makes life. You have power, if you wish it' amongst your pickup lines.
752a. You have a Charisma score to pull that off and, if not, there's always that Ring of Human Influence you bought on ebay.
752b. You tell the police that you will let them arrest you... if they arrest the girl as well.
753. You don't vote in elections because, frankly, Tiax rules all anyway.
753a. You think that it's Tiax pointing and clicking when your computer behaves unexpectedly.
754. You yell 'Happy-happy, joy-joy' if you want to make someone smile. Smile!
755. You say 'They have long been my friends, and you can trust them' any time you introduce someone new to your friends.
756. You say 'Don't touch me; I'm super-important!' when a doctor wants to examine you.
757. You can actually read 'Portalbendarwinden'.
757a. You hate that guy.
758. You sometimes introduce yourself as Dinkamus Littlelog.
759. You claim that you come from the mystical land of frolicking naked nymphs.
760. You Yakman!
760a. You don't sleep because you Yakman!
760b. Yakman!
761. You answer every stupid question with a lengthy story that probably involves turnips and references to the famous griffon famine of '22, one of your many uncles, a niece and likely also a necromancer.
761a. You answer every question with a lengthy story that probably involves turnips and references to the famous griffon famine of '22, one of your many uncles, a niece and likely also a necromancer.
761b. You are famous for your lengthy stories that probably involve turnips and references to the famous griffon famine of '22, one of your many uncles, a niece and likely also a necromancer.
762. You want to spawn a score of mortal progeny.
762a. You name one of your spawns Abdel Adrian because you are exceedingly cruel.
763. You say 'I... Will... HAVE IT!!' whenever you see something you desire.
763a. You say 'You WILL learn!' whenever someone denies you something you desire.
763b. You say that your revenge is all that matters whenever something you desire is out your of reach.
764. 'Ever pathetic, ever fools' accompanies your facepalms.
765. You are reluctant to guided tours, especially involving towers.
766. You want more quickslots.
766a. You want IWD2-like GUI in EEs.
767. You instinctively search your pockets for something silver whenever you are shipwrecked on an island.
782. You ask your mom to teach you all she knows about Bhaal.
783. When arguing with your dad you accidentally blurt out "you are not my real father!"