1091. You spend the majority of your day contemplating the meaning of Noober. Meanwhile, your boss is looking at you muttering to yourself about stones, stoopid colors, and some guy named Dilby, and he wonders "Why the hell did we hire this wacko?"
1094. You once tried to fix the map of the Baldur's Gate sewers with a mod...but then gave up after a day when you realized that it would take just as much time remake the maps of the sewers than it would to reprogram it (while still being compatible with other mods)
1096. You go to the cinema and watch a horror movie with your friends, then you begin to sing loudly trying to protect your party from fear.
1097. When people in the cinema try to kick you out, you start spinning rapidly on a fixed spot and hoping that can help you survive a little bit longer.
1108. When you are talking to your boss and 3 dialogue options come up in your head and your trying to find the witty one to say. 1109. When your wife tells you your playing your "stupid game" again...
1112. When you don't have time to guess at the Baldur's Gate: Who am I? thread because you *just* have to beat Mulahey, Davaeorn, Sarevok, Firkraag, Irenicus, ... etc. before you can take five minutes off to visit the forums.
1110. You use Staff (no pun intended) of Command on your wife (Domination with no save) and you continue playing this "stupid game" together.
I'd probably have to sleep with the dogs if I tried something like that... Not the playing together part, I'm talking about trying to "Command" her to do anything
Sounds like your wife is protected with some kind of permanent Spell Turning. Check out the various no-reload threads for advice, how to handle a high-level lich witch.
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1095. When you don't get the slightest bit of drunk from drinking lots of Bottle of wine, but get drunk from a couple of Beers.
1097. When people in the cinema try to kick you out, you start spinning rapidly on a fixed spot and hoping that can help you survive a little bit longer.
Welcome to the forums! @yuclement
1106. It works...
1109. When your wife tells you your playing your "stupid game" again...
1113. When you play instead of sleeping.
1114 When you can't sleep in doors.
Check out the various no-reload threads for advice, how to handle a high-level
lichwitch.