Dee is somebody else - Who reallyis the Baldur's Gate forum's greatest administrator ? Among the numerous alternative candidates that have been proposed Francis Bacon, Christopher Marlowe, Trent Oster, William Stanley, Shakespeare, Phillip Daigle and Edward de Vere, are the most popular. Theorists believe there is a lack of evidence proving that the moderator and administrator known as Dee was responsible for the body of works that bear his name. Very little biographical information exists about Dee.
Is he a wombat? Is he a skull? Is he a blackguard?
The entire forum doesn't exist. It is a dream inside the mind of the great one. Cthulhu the dreamer. Baldur's gate itself is a map to bringing Cthulhu back into this reality. The tips are all there. The Dreaming God? The Illithids in the Underdark. The Watcher's tower? All placed there as clues to the faithful.
This secret society was virtually unknown until later, when members first revealed the society’s secrets to the forum law enforcement officials by spamming on the forum.
This secret society was virtually unknown until later, when members first revealed the society’s secrets to the forum law enforcement officials by spamming on the forum.
There is no Drizzt. He is actually a Werebear in disguise.
There is no adventure Y. The staff at beamdog have been trolling us the entire time seeing how long we will actually wait for a add on to a game before we all become delusional. All posts regarding adventure Y from them are an inside joke. They are actually working on a Call of Duty remake.
Where did I put my electron? It was here one minute but it seems to have gone somewhere else without spending any time in between where I left it and wherever it is now...
There is no adventure Y. The staff at beamdog have been trolling us the entire time seeing how long we will actually wait for a add on to a game before we all become delusional. All posts regarding adventure Y from them are an inside joke.
If this were true, it would be the greatest joke ever to be on the joker's side of.
There is no adventure Y. The staff at beamdog have been trolling us the entire time seeing how long we will actually wait for a add on to a game before we all become delusional. All posts regarding adventure Y from them are an inside joke. They are actually working on a Call of Duty remake.
We're now at 5,765 days between expansions.
One minor tweak. They aren't working on Call of Duty remake, they are working on Call of Cthulhu remake.
There is no adventure Y. The staff at beamdog have been trolling us the entire time seeing how long we will actually wait for a add on to a game before we all become delusional. All posts regarding adventure Y from them are an inside joke.
If this were true, it would be the greatest joke ever to be on the joker's side of.
Spambots are real, Everyday Joe posters just like you and I, but were framed by the Power-That-Be (yes, you moderators) so that they can eliminate forumites that challenge their monopoly on Promotes, Insightfuls, Agrees and Likes. They plan to depopulate the forum, picking us off one by one until only moderators are left... leaving all the reaction points to be split up among the Chosen Few.
You don't believe me? Then tell me this....
Where is the forumite known as @nano ? Disappeared from this place after deriding the Insightful/Agree/Like system as a Feudal-like setup meant to keep mere forumites working as serfs while the moderators live like kings.
Where is @Tr_ond , the originator of the meme thread? The creator of one of the most beloved discussions on this site is the victim of the persecution of journalists, disappearing from baldursgate.com after filing a request under the Freedom of Information Act inquiring as to the meaning of the "Y" in Adventure Y?
Why will they not reveal the true name of this operation? What are they hiding in the Y? Why are they afraid of the truth?
They provide us with bread and circuses meme threads and promises of a mysterious Adventure Y to distract us from this devious plot. We are all so caught up in liking and agreeing with eachothers posts and petty arguments over what is and is not canon that we do notice that our population is slowly dwindling... that the best among us seem to fall off the face of the earth, never to return to our glorious forum.
The Culling is upon us Sheeple... have you been chosen?
You want further proof, just look at those entrusted with moderating our behavior. Who elected this cartel of odd characters and gave them this unlimited power to control our speech and our thoughts?
@mlnevese ... a self-confessed martian conspirator @Metalloman ... think about it... metal. man. Clearly a cyborg. You are being controlled by a Cylon @bengoshi ... the one we all like. Our dear friend who likes our posts when no one else does. The perfect minister of propaganda. @Tresset ... a man who likes rocks and lizards and engineering. Clearly a mad scientist if I ever saw one! @Heindrich ... an oriental male with a Germanic alias... how has no one seen through such an obvious ruse?
Finally, the kingpin behind all of this: @Dee . You need take but one look at his avatar and you will embrace the truth #thanksmonsanto #wakeupsheeple #thetruthisoutthere #iwanttobelieve #infowars #theykeepthespambotsinFEMACamps
So tell me, brave forumites. Now that you are awakened. Now that you know the ungodly truth. Will we live under the jackbootbanhammer of the Moderators until it is too late, or will we RISE UP AND
TAKE BACK OUR FORUM?????
For those who doubt, I leave you all with these words of wisdom from the last time people ignored such obvious, super-true, totally-legit signs of conspiracy
First they came for the spambots, and I did not speak out for I was not a spambot. Then they came for the trolls, and I did not speak out for I was not a troll. Then they came for the duplicate accounts, and I did not speak out for I was not a duplicate account. But when they finally came for me there was no one left to speak out
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Is he a wombat? Is he a skull? Is he a blackguard?
Also all forum moderators are the same person pretending to be different people.
Prove it isn't so.
@drizzt8686 @DrIzZT @drizzit @drizzit56 @DrizztDU @Drizzt101 @drizzt102 @Drizzt1180 @dourden30
This secret society was virtually unknown until later, when members first revealed the society’s secrets to the forum law enforcement officials by spamming on the forum.
By the way, has anybody seen my cat?
There is no adventure Y.
The staff at beamdog have been trolling us the entire time seeing how long we will actually wait for a add on to a game before we all become delusional. All posts regarding adventure Y from them are an inside joke. They are actually working on a Call of Duty remake.
We're now at 5,765 days between expansions.
IF it were true.
@lolien and I are the same person! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You don't believe me? Then tell me this....
Where is the forumite known as @nano ? Disappeared from this place after deriding the Insightful/Agree/Like system as a Feudal-like setup meant to keep mere forumites working as serfs while the moderators live like kings.
Where is @Tr_ond , the originator of the meme thread? The creator of one of the most beloved discussions on this site is the victim of the persecution of journalists, disappearing from baldursgate.com after filing a request under the Freedom of Information Act inquiring as to the meaning of the "Y" in Adventure Y?
Why will they not reveal the true name of this operation? What are they hiding in the Y? Why are they afraid of the truth?
They provide us with bread and circuses meme threads and promises of a mysterious Adventure Y to distract us from this devious plot. We are all so caught up in liking and agreeing with eachothers posts and petty arguments over what is and is not canon that we do notice that our population is slowly dwindling... that the best among us seem to fall off the face of the earth, never to return to our glorious forum.
The Culling is upon us Sheeple... have you been chosen?
You want further proof, just look at those entrusted with moderating our behavior. Who elected this cartel of odd characters and gave them this unlimited power to control our speech and our thoughts?
@mlnevese ... a self-confessed martian conspirator
@Metalloman ... think about it... metal. man. Clearly a cyborg. You are being controlled by a Cylon
@bengoshi ... the one we all like. Our dear friend who likes our posts when no one else does. The perfect minister of propaganda.
@Tresset ... a man who likes rocks and lizards and engineering. Clearly a mad scientist if I ever saw one!
@Heindrich ... an oriental male with a Germanic alias... how has no one seen through such an obvious ruse?
Finally, the kingpin behind all of this: @Dee . You need take but one look at his avatar and you will embrace the truth
#thanksmonsanto #wakeupsheeple #thetruthisoutthere #iwanttobelieve #infowars
#theykeepthespambotsinFEMACamps
So tell me, brave forumites. Now that you are awakened. Now that you know the ungodly truth. Will we live under the jackbootbanhammer of the Moderators until it is too late, or will we RISE UP AND
TAKE BACK OUR FORUM?????
For those who doubt, I leave you all with these words of wisdom from the last time people ignored such obvious, super-true, totally-legit signs of conspiracy
First they came for the spambots, and I did not speak out for I was not a spambot.
Then they came for the trolls, and I did not speak out for I was not a troll.
Then they came for the duplicate accounts, and I did not speak out for I was not a duplicate account.
But when they finally came for me there was no one left to speak out