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  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    I suspect my nose is quite fond of me. I've done a good job of convincing people not to punch it. I've never once had a nosebleed.

    The next poster has the cutest little button nose you ever did see.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    edited July 2017
    False, I had a super ugly broken nose, but then I did a nose job so not it's just semi ugly.

    The next oyster is a imposter.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Probably true.

    The next poster knows about Treant Oyster, CEO of Breamcat.
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    True, I have heard of him. He's reclusive though, so if he knew he was being mentioned here, he'd be a little 'steamed'.

    The next poster just adores bad puns.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Oh, so true!

    The next poster has such a delectable delicious and devious bad pun to share with us.
  • BGLoverBGLover Member Posts: 550
    True.

    Why do Swedish, Norwegian, Finnish and Danish warships have bar codes on their hulls?

    Scandinavian.

    The next poster thinks that was a delectabe, delicious and deviously bad pun.
  • BGLoverBGLover Member Posts: 550
    True, but alas I fear the silence indicates I was almost alone in this (save for dear dear Balrog99!).

    So I shall try again.

    The next poster thinks the eleventh pun always gets a laugh, even if no pun intended.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    I'm from the city that invented puns, so I'd say they'll all get laughs.

    The next poster will tell a heartwarming story about something they experience during the summer.
  • ChnapyChnapy Member Posts: 360
    False, unless against all odds i end up getting my masters' degree in which case i might end up editing this =p

    The next poster doesn't care much for feathered dinosaurs.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    True. Fossilized feathered dinosaurs don't require much care after all. All one needs to do is the dusting.

    The next poster's home looks like a zoo with its numerous pets.
  • ShikaoShikao Member Posts: 376
    False, never had a pet, though I like going to zoo =P

    The next poster have never been abroad.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    False, I've been around some.

    The next poster has never been bored.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    False.

    The next poster has never been Borg.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    True, never been assimilated.

    The next poster always prefer to play with S&S; Sword&Bored style.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    False. I'm more of an S&M; Solo&Monster style player. I rarely get bored while doing so and I certainly won't ever hold swords either. My most hated weapon category. :P

    The next poster knows the terror of escaped feeder insects.
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    Not quite. I do remember a biology lab where we were handling fruit flies, and by the end of the semester, the whole place was crawling with fruit flies who had escaped and started breeding. Scientists use fruit flies in genetics experiments because fruit flies are easy to handle and breed extremely fast, making it possible to study multiple generations.

    A lot of our work involved painstaking use of micropipettes and centrifuges to isolate DNA. Some brilliant scientist invented PCR, polymerase chain reaction, that allows you to rapidly duplicate DNA strands until you have enough to perform experiments on. Without it, genetics research would be vastly more difficult and expensive. That's the process we were replicating in the lab.

    Near the end of the semester, we had to dip some samples into a bright blue liquid that our professor told us was extremely carcinogenic. Apparently if you so much as touched it with your finger, you were basically guaranteed to get cancer. Seeing a bright blue liquid and knowing that it could totally murder you with the slightest touch was rather ominous and cool.

    The next poster has had a close encounter with an extremely poisonous critter.
  • ChnapyChnapy Member Posts: 360
    False. Seen some mighty impressive spiders in the french antilles plus the occasional snake but nothing i'd call extremely poisonous.

    The next poster thinks snakes are cute.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    edited August 2017
    True. That's the main reason why I'm getting one or two ball pythons soon. :D

    The next poster thinks sea cucumbers are cute as well.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    True, I have a soft spot for all of the "reviled" critters.

    The next poster something something animals.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    So true! I once visited the monkey forest in Bali and it was really funny. The monkeys are great because they are not cuddly and when stupid tourist don't follow the instructions, which can be read on about one thousand posters all over the place, the monkeys bite them. Hilarous! One monkey tried to steal my water bottle I had cleverly hid in my backpocket but he had to low skill points and failed.

    The next poster have a funny story where they have pickpocketed someone for fun, like stealing the wallet of a friend and then seeing them frantically searching for it half an hour later.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Indeed I have @skatan! I once stole a friends wallet on the bus on our way to town for a night out. We had all been pre-partying for a while so he was not very perceptive. Then we got to the place where we were going to play in-door boule (very hipsteresque) and drink weird french spirits. When it was my friend's turn to pay he ofc could't find his wallet, panicked like Khalid and then I offered to pay for him, gave him his own card and said he could use this one.

    The next poster is so, so happy this thread has emerged from the deepest depths of page 2+ again.
  • ShikaoShikao Member Posts: 376
    Partially true =] I might not be 'so, so happy', but I always enjoy forum games =P

    Next poster is currently abroad.
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    Nope, I'm definitely male...

    The next poster is offended by my lame joke there.
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  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    liberal snowflake rargh

    The next poster thinks snowflakes are pretty.
  • ChnapyChnapy Member Posts: 360
    Technically true I guess? It's not like i actually look at snowflakes individually but I tend to find that any landscape is improved by dumping half a meter of snow on it.

    The next poster hasn't seen any decent quantities of snow in at least a year.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    True. I moved to Singapore just before winter and came back in spring, so now I am waiting for this year's winter season to begin! Looking forward to see our new mountain cabin dressed in all white.

    The next person prefers winter over summer.
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    Yes. I live in Texas; no one here likes summer.

    The next person has been to Texas.
  • KamigoroshiKamigoroshi Member Posts: 5,870
    Never been there. Probably wont ever be there as well. Too hot and too many walls.

    The next poster is an very ordinary next poster. The next poster was born in an very ordinary next poster household. Grew up like an very ordinary next poster. And went on a very ordinary next poster maid cafe with martian waitresses in dirdls to eat very ordinary haggis with nutella.
  • BGLoverBGLover Member Posts: 550
    edited September 2017
    Erm...True, until I say my magic word... KIMOTA... and then I am not a very ordinary next poster at all.

    The next poster, like me, has no idea what Dirdls is/are.
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