I like both onions and potatoes. Especially when they work as a team. And if joined by corned beef and cabbage… that’s magic that is hard to beat. In fact, I was mulling over my choice between the two, when Shandyr cast his charm magic. There was just no time to get out of the way...
@Shandyr Blasphemy and slander. The kiwis know where they stand. In perfect harmony with peas. No false illusions from a black broccomancer such as yourself will fool me.
(Begins to have doubts, to wonder if her banana leaders are making themselves weak in their fervor to dominate the others. More and more they seem to be a shadow of their former selves. What is really gained if they win the war, but lose their souls? A weak leader can not long stand against the others.)
Did it not all start with you stealing my very important research documents? You did leave evidence in my lab. *hands Anduin the mummified cauliflower*
How do you know @Anduin was responsible? What if the cauliflower was...planted?
*paces, muttering angrily* Damnable old coot! Why can't he keep his pointy pipe OUT of it?! It's none of his business, so why can't he keep his mouth SHUT!
Out of character: This is what happens when you give a fox too much freedom. He goes mad and becomes a veggie lord.
@Nimran *appears in a cloud of smoke, a large cloak covering all distinguishing features* Forgive me, dear friend. You've been neglected, have you not? I apologize profusely. I must also extend a hand of peace to you. While I too have foolishly ignored you and your kind, I, at least, have the willingness to admit my fault and request an alliance. What of the others? They still leave you behind, too focused on trivial matters. Join forces with me. Pea, kiwi (no matter what that Shandyr says...), onion, and ferrets. All allied together in beautiful harmony.
Out of character: Why don't we put these in the role-playing section of the forums? =p
Greater Banana Demonpriest Posts: 1 Banana. I can see you well enough, fool mortal. You think i am blind? *Ehhh... I see nothing special about it. What fascinates @Shandyr so? I can hardly believe it. Ferrets, samurais, gnomes... and the mighty @Malcanter ! Is @Shandyr sure? To me it looks scrawny, and there is... something... odd... Ehhh... Nevermind. Let prove it, then, if it is to become so favored in the eyes of Banana.* Mortal! You... @lolien , is it? Pay attention!
The vegetable you killed coming from their so called city. It was not the right type. I told @Shandyr which type i required and that was not the one. Now, @lolien... You have proved yourselves as competent. This is good. Fruit Banana needs competence, a rare commodity when one is surrounded by fools.
Fruit Banana is about to embark on the path to greatness, @lolien. You can tie yourselves tightly to us. King Kög approves of the successful. But i require something rather rare to begin this path. You might acquire it for me. So i shall give you the task, and see if you can earn Banana's favor. I need the blood of one of the neighbour races, @lolien. The noble races only, and blood from one of their most powerful members. A dangerous task. Your first option is to acquire the blood of an Elder Cauli, most powerful of the cauli flowers, it's blood or it's brain. I bade the fool banana followers to do this, but they failed. Your other options are to gather blood from the Elder Potato, or from a Prince of the Pea. Either would be as difficult as the Elder Cauli.
Go then @lolien. Bring me the blood of one of these creatures. Fruit Banana awaits your return... but do not tarry. This is my command.
What so great about banana ? it yellow looking funny with black stripes that make it a pyjama
Because! Bananas ams the best! mkay! \w/ -.- \w/ (Metal stance activated- flaming bananas start falling out of the sky burning all who oppose them to ash)
What if @Anduin isn't actually a gnomish necromancer supreme, but is in fact being controlled by a species of cordyceps (zombifying mushrooms that can take over a host's body) that pose as cauliflower? What if our beloved mummy is in fact... a fungi zombie?! *gasps* Or... or... What if Shandyr is being controlled by a species of cordyceps that pose as broccoli?! Could it be that @lolien and @oneangrymushroom are the true masterminds of the forum, twisting our emotions and making us all fight a pointless war?! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
This is why you should trust in peas. Peas never let you down. We're pro everything but Cauliflower and Broccoli. Even bananas will be pardoned, because they were naught but pawns in the end. Renounce your manipulative overlords and join forces, not under, but side by side, with peas.
This PSA has been brought to you by Peas: The veggie you can trust.
(Reposting because not as many people look at activity, and this PSA needs to be seen by everyone for society's sake.)
*edit: and when I tried to post this the first time, the forum said 'There was an error performing your request. Please try again' - it must have been those cordyceps that try to attack the freedom of s-peas-h.
*takes a look at the number of votes: I say, let all those loners who were the only one to stand up for their favourite vegetable unite and create a lettuce-cucumbur-carrot salad with peas in it!
Any brave wandering loners in love with goat cheese and lentils may join as well in this meal celebrating peas-e.
I'm afraid that the noble banana, as heroic is he (or she!) is, just doesn't have sufficient endurance to see the quest to Fruitition. The slightest nick or graze during battle and he would turn black, soggy and mushy within the hour!
Yeh, bananas are fragile like that... not at all like onions. In fact, I have decided to withdraw from these petty squabbles to form my own nation! I call it... the Domonion!
@Nimran And peas offer our humblest request for peace to the... Ahem... Domonion... *is pained to vocally utter that "word" but cares too much about peace to let it show*
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I'm amazed nobody posted the banana republic national anthem...
Out of character: This is what happens when you give a fox too much freedom. He goes mad and becomes a veggie lord.
*appears in a cloud of smoke, a large cloak covering all distinguishing features* Forgive me, dear friend. You've been neglected, have you not? I apologize profusely. I must also extend a hand of peace to you. While I too have foolishly ignored you and your kind, I, at least, have the willingness to admit my fault and request an alliance. What of the others? They still leave you behind, too focused on trivial matters. Join forces with me. Pea, kiwi (no matter what that Shandyr says...), onion, and ferrets. All allied together in beautiful harmony.
Out of character: Why don't we put these in the role-playing section of the forums? =p
*Yes master. I prepared everything for the summoning. I go immediately to the priest with the summoning components.*
At last! I'm here. Banana Demonpriest... I'm the fungy that Master @Shandyr spoke to you of, @lolien .
Banana. I can see you well enough, fool mortal. You think i am blind? *Ehhh... I see nothing special about it. What fascinates @Shandyr so? I can hardly believe it. Ferrets, samurais, gnomes... and the mighty @Malcanter ! Is @Shandyr sure? To me it looks scrawny, and there is... something... odd...
Ehhh... Nevermind. Let prove it, then, if it is to become so favored in the eyes of Banana.*
Mortal! You... @lolien , is it? Pay attention!
The vegetable you killed coming from their so called city. It was not the right type. I told @Shandyr which type i required and that was not the one.
Now, @lolien... You have proved yourselves as competent. This is good. Fruit Banana needs competence, a rare commodity when one is surrounded by fools.
Fruit Banana is about to embark on the path to greatness, @lolien. You can tie yourselves tightly to us. King Kög approves of the successful.
But i require something rather rare to begin this path. You might acquire it for me. So i shall give you the task, and see if you can earn Banana's favor.
I need the blood of one of the neighbour races, @lolien. The noble races only, and blood from one of their most powerful members. A dangerous task.
Your first option is to acquire the blood of an Elder Cauli, most powerful of the cauli flowers, it's blood or it's brain. I bade the fool banana followers to do this, but they failed.
Your other options are to gather blood from the Elder Potato, or from a Prince of the Pea. Either would be as difficult as the Elder Cauli.
Go then @lolien. Bring me the blood of one of these creatures. Fruit Banana awaits your return... but do not tarry. This is my command.
This is why you should trust in peas. Peas never let you down. We're pro everything but Cauliflower and Broccoli. Even bananas will be pardoned, because they were naught but pawns in the end. Renounce your manipulative overlords and join forces, not under, but side by side, with peas.
This PSA has been brought to you by Peas: The veggie you can trust.
(Reposting because not as many people look at activity, and this PSA needs to be seen by everyone for society's sake.)
*edit: and when I tried to post this the first time, the forum said 'There was an error performing your request. Please try again' - it must have been those cordyceps that try to attack the freedom of s-peas-h.
Any brave wandering loners in love with goat cheese and lentils may join as well in this meal celebrating peas-e.