@Shandyr That because she was bad witch but not all witches are bad in fact most are good but you never hear about them because it not an interesting tell
The enemy’s magic is strong. Perhaps a coven of witches practicing magic of the light is needed here. There is always more strength to be found in numbers.
Can't get enough of the Watermelon Swimmer at 1:36! Then again, the Watermelon Skull at 1:44 looks quite dandy to me too. Though the Radish Ant at 2:09 for the record shows quite the bite as well. Decisions, decisions...
It is true @mlnevese ! @Shandyr is creating a new regime! Stick with the dictator you know!
I'll plant a cauliflower garden in rebellion, with some cucumber plants to defend them with a might green twack! on the banana's curves with a long healthy green juicy stick!
Anyone interested in joining the lettuce league? We are known for our neutrality and for being put on burgers and in salads. Never put us on a hotdog though.
Anyone interested in joining the lettuce league? We are known for our neutrality and for being put on burgers and in salads. Never put us on a hotdog though.
So....you don't go for the sausage? More of a taco person?
*dies from bad puns* *is resurrected* *will never do it again. Probably.*
*paces* I can't draw in any notable allies. Pea slimes, many pea minions, even pug spy peas, but no one of NOTE! Fine! If they won't join me, then I'll need to grow stronger... Better... But curses! @Anduin 's forces are simple enough. Cabbage and cauli can only do so much, but broccoli and bananas?.. Broccoli I could manage, but those damnable bananas are just too potassium filled! CURSE @Shandyr ! I can't deal with that! Wait... Unless... Hehe... Hehaha... hehehehahahahahamwahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA To the kitche-err... LAB!
So what if bananas have potassium... You know what has more than twice as much potassium?! KIWI!
BEHOLD, MORTALS! PEA AND KIWI BOUND TOGETHER IN UNDEFEATABLE POWER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And... Wait a minute... Kiwi... Kiwi... @kiwidoc ! Your fruity allies have joined me, bring your New Zealand might so that we may CRUSH the enemy! And yes, I expect many pretty pictures to accompany the chaos.
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Gotta love your antics, dear friend. Fun fact: I'd have voted for bananas anyway ;P
Bow, bananas! Mwuahahaha.
My loyalty goes to Anduin first. He is my dearest proofreader.
I am sorry, Shandyr, but your soul cannot compete with that.
@Anduin, my Lord, I am with you in this battle! With our potato-allies, we will win!
Together we will wash, peel, blend our enemies into cake... (I prefer carrot cake...)
And this is for any cabbage fans out there! (because I'm really losing hearts and minds to @Shandyr 's propaganda publicity campaign...)
Can't get enough of the Watermelon Swimmer at 1:36! Then again, the Watermelon Skull at 1:44 looks quite dandy to me too. Though the Radish Ant at 2:09 for the record shows quite the bite as well. Decisions, decisions...
*dies from bad puns*
*is resurrected*
*will never do it again. Probably.*
Non-yellow fruits and vegetables! You have been spurned! SPURNED!
You have been discarded because you do not bend in a certain direction.
You have been disregarded because you do not resemble a telecommunication device.
Unloved because the very skin you wear is not the cause of endless accidents to the hapless.
We. The followers of Cauli. Say NO!
Longer peel times should be savoured!
Your ability to roll should not be sneered at!
And of course, a set of juicy pips are a blessing not a curse!
Fly our flag! Inform me of your willingness to join and I will bestow upon you the Caulifloret of Bravery!
*checks ms paint skills... rolls natural 20*
Join us! Rally to our cause! Be you plum, nut or marrow! We, the followers of Cauli do not discriminate!
...
Unless you are a dirty yellow necked potassium riddled banana...
So what if bananas have potassium... You know what has more than twice as much potassium?! KIWI!
BEHOLD, MORTALS! PEA AND KIWI BOUND TOGETHER IN UNDEFEATABLE POWER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And... Wait a minute... Kiwi... Kiwi... @kiwidoc ! Your fruity allies have joined me, bring your New Zealand might so that we may CRUSH the enemy! And yes, I expect many pretty pictures to accompany the chaos.
I know! I shall attract them with my