The Broccolypse is nigh. Choose your side or become compost...
A terrible harvest of misunderstandings and putrid rot has been carefully cultivated by the Dark Lord @Shandyr . Unbeknownst to many, he has placed under his control the Broccoli and captured the Broccoflower seedlings for his own dining pleasure, forever securing a healthy source of iron and vitamins.
Even now the armies of the Cauli nation are marching to do battle in the fields. However, they are doomed to fail in securing the safe return of the seedlings.
But all hope is not lost, so long as the sun still shines, we can send a crack squad of ripe adventures ahead of our army... And perhaps... Just maybe... They can reach Lord @Shandyr 's fortress and rescue the Broccoflower seedlings from underneath his very nose.
But whom should we send on such a dangerous mission? Such judgement cannot be made by one deceased Gnome. Nay! It should be made by the vegetable nation, because I don't want this to dent my credibility if this goes wrong...
So choose... Choose wisely! The fate of all vegetables and fruits are within your hands...
Even now the armies of the Cauli nation are marching to do battle in the fields. However, they are doomed to fail in securing the safe return of the seedlings.
But all hope is not lost, so long as the sun still shines, we can send a crack squad of ripe adventures ahead of our army... And perhaps... Just maybe... They can reach Lord @Shandyr 's fortress and rescue the Broccoflower seedlings from underneath his very nose.
But whom should we send on such a dangerous mission? Such judgement cannot be made by one deceased Gnome. Nay! It should be made by the vegetable nation, because I don't want this to dent my credibility if this goes wrong...
So choose... Choose wisely! The fate of all vegetables and fruits are within your hands...
- The Broccolypse is nigh. Choose your side or become compost...37 votes
- Potato.18.92%
- Carrot.2.70%
- Cabbage.5.41%
- Lettuce.2.70%
- Asparagus.10.81%
- Apple.10.81%
- Cucumber.2.70%
- Onion.10.81%
- Banana.29.73%
- Pea.5.41%
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Sorry, @Anduin, but despite your forum identity as the god of undead and broccoli, the only real connection I have with you is a poem you posted about a boy killing a pig for meat, despite the pig's attempts to avoid its fate, and my resulting 60 day experiment with veganism because of the guilt I felt from your poem, and the posts of a certain other forum member.
BTW, you love broccoli and want to kill and eat pigs? OH, maybe *that's* why... okay, a lot more makes sense now, from our distant past...
Uhmm, yeah, but anyway, I love you both, but if I must choose, my loyalty is to @Shandyr.
So, "No soup for you...," ermm, I mean, "No bananas for you!".
It matters not. The Mushroom Empire will build itself upon your composting bodies and rise again! Years of controlling the social and political underpinnings of the veggie governments has finally paid off! A new world order where the decomposers rule and life and death is dictated by our whims! A veritable utopia of vegetable viscera. A masterful mycelium miracle! COME BRETHEREN! OUR TIME HAS COME!!
*raises a squishy fist into the air*
THE MUSH RULE SUPREME! THE MUSH RULE SUPREME!
But of course @Shandyr voted for them too, and for an entirely different (and not wrong) reason!
@Anduin is a plant kingdom (gasp!) *racist*!
Dun, dun, DUN!
I know they say that all is fair in war and all, but the power of some weapons really should never be used.
Sigh… Yet I am undone… I can not stand under the power of the pug. The banana has my vote.
But cooking plantain... they are true metal heads from one end to the other. And hard boiled as hell.
I don't want to make pugs sad! I like metal! I want a Pokébanana!