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What If This Forum Was a Bar?

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  • GrammarsaladGrammarsalad Member Posts: 2,582
    JoenSo said:

    Raduziel said:

    BelleSorciere said:

    Balrog99 said:

    BelleSorciere said:

    If this forum were a bar I would eat buffalo wings and read internet forums on my tablet.

    But what if the forum you were reading about on your tablet in the bar that is this forum was itself a bar?
    I'd hope that bar would also have good wings.
    Aerie would like too.


    That is freaking me out
  • ArdanisArdanis Member Posts: 1,736
    Raduziel said:


    Aerie would like too.

    Food doesn't get a say on the matter. Besides, it can't fly away when it's cooked.
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    semiticgod said:

    @Grum would be roleplaying an alcoholic and totally nail it.

    @Buttercheese would be dancing on the bar singing karaoke.

    @jjstraka34 and @Balrog99 would be in each other's arms, drunkenly slurring about politics.

    Hey, some of my best friend's are liberals! Also, I once amused my friends by arguing with the bartender about the War of 1812 in a Canadian bar so drunken political talk is one of my specialties...
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    Balrog99 said:


    Hey, some of my best friend's are liberals! Also, I once amused my friends by arguing with the bartender about the War of 1812 in a Canadian bar so drunken political talk is one of my specialties...

    Reminds me a song from the Squidbillies:

    Get your yankee ass off my property
    Don’t care if the bank gave you the deed
    This farm’s been Cuyler land for generations
    Since we beat back them sneaky Japanese
    In the war of 1812!
    Bring our boys home...
  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    @Skatan Grab a ferry to Helsinki and let's do it! :D
  • NimranNimran Member Posts: 4,875
    We do have an Alaundo’s Alehouse thread in the role-playing section for anybody who might want to participate in something like this.
  • NikomakkosNikomakkos Member Posts: 44
    I guess I'd make a list of all the drinks available and try to compare their benefits and different ways to mix them. @Pantalion would then tell me what is the absolute best cocktail.
  • tbone1tbone1 Member Posts: 1,985
    Come to think of it, @UnderstandMouseMagic and I would probably be at a corner table telling old Dave Allen jokes. All lapsed Catholics are welcome to join us.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Nikomakkos said:

    I guess I'd make a list of all the drinks available and try to compare their benefits and different ways to mix them. @Pantalion would then tell me what is the absolute best cocktail.

    And then I'd argue with them over two underappreciated cocktails that people just don't get.
  • UnderstandMouseMagicUnderstandMouseMagic Member Posts: 2,147
    tbone1 said:

    Come to think of it, @UnderstandMouseMagic and I would probably be at a corner table telling old Dave Allen jokes. All lapsed Catholics are welcome to join us.

    And bad puns, don't forget the bad puns. :D

    And before I forget, you will appreciate this, from the same era. Late night BBC.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leON-71pRns

    Disclaimer:

    Any resemblance between the woman in this song and a Beamdog Forum member is completely coincidental. ;)

  • ArdanisArdanis Member Posts: 1,736
    Grum said:


    “I’ve told you time and time again, I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”

    Do you swear to drunk you're not a @God ?

  • GrumGrum Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 2,100
    Ardanis said:

    Grum said:


    “I’ve told you time and time again, I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”

    Do you swear to drunk you're not a @God ?

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H5NqIsnyTG8

    And a preliminary “you’re welcome” :)
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    Did somebody say "You're Welcome?"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM
  • JoenSoJoenSo Member Posts: 910
    If this was a bar I'd sit with my beer and try to share interesting trivia with people. Like did you know that the french version of You're welcome is called C'est pour vous les hommes ("It's for you humans"). giving you an earlier insight into Maui's character?

    ...well, I never said that you would find my trivia interesting.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    If this forum was a bar... I would wrap it in velvet and pummel everyone into submission.
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    @Anduin Careful, some of us used to be professional pummelers.
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    ThacoBell said:

    @Anduin Careful, some of us used to be professional pummelers.

    Take care yourself @ThacoBell. You'd need to be a monk with magic fists or the Gauntlets of Crushing to pummel @Anduin!
  • tbone1tbone1 Member Posts: 1,985
    Okay. Although as my grandfather said, "It's a dumb SOB who takes a chain to a gun fight." (That was when some Hell's Angels tried to wipe out a bar filled with steel workers.)
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Balrog99 said:

    ThacoBell said:

    @Anduin Careful, some of us used to be professional pummelers.

    Take care yourself @ThacoBell. You'd need to be a monk with magic fists or the Gauntlets of Crushing to pummel @Anduin!
    Well, according to DnD class tests, I am a multiclass Cleric/Monk.
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    ThacoBell said:

    Balrog99 said:

    ThacoBell said:

    @Anduin Careful, some of us used to be professional pummelers.

    Take care yourself @ThacoBell. You'd need to be a monk with magic fists or the Gauntlets of Crushing to pummel @Anduin!
    Well, according to DnD class tests, I am a multiclass Cleric/Monk.
    Now that's a class to be reckoned with. I've played that combo in Neverwinter Nights and it was pretty awesome! Watch your back @Anduin...
  • elminsterelminster Member, Developer Posts: 16,317
    I would be complaining about not being able to smoke out of my pipe.
  • RaduzielRaduziel Member Posts: 4,714
    elminster said:

    I would be complaining about not being able to smoke out of my pipe.

    I would be staring at you wondering how Eve of War goes.
  • OrlonKronsteenOrlonKronsteen Member Posts: 905
    ThacoBell said:

    I would be at home, because I am an antisocial jerk. The second half of that is unintentional.

    What? No bard song? If this forum were a bar, I'd have expected you to be first up at the open mic.
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