I would be at home, because I am an antisocial jerk. The second half of that is unintentional.
What? No bard song? If this forum were a bar, I'd have expected you to be first up at the open mic.
No, he’d appear after I sang the unexpurgated version of “If Hattie Wants to Lu Let Her Lu Like a Man”. And it would be a favor to @ThacoBell because after I perform pre-blues African American folk songs, anyone would sound great.
You realize that by saying that you've made me want to hear you more than ever. Of course, no one may want to follow @tbone1's act, despite his modest claims.
You realize that by saying that you've made me want to hear you more than ever. Of course, no one may want to follow @tbone1's act, despite his modest claims.
Oh come on! I have so little talent I could get a Grammy nomination.
You realize that by saying that you've made me want to hear you more than ever. Of course, no one may want to follow @tbone1's act, despite his modest claims.
I'll have to pick my song VERY carefully then. I don't have much of a range.
You realize that by saying that you've made me want to hear you more than ever. Of course, no one may want to follow @tbone1's act, despite his modest claims.
I'll have to pick my song VERY carefully then. I don't have much of a range.
In those situations I usually suggest Bohemian Rhapsody.
In those situations I usually suggest Bohemian Rhapsody.
Nah, one of the musicians on the song (Brian May) earned a PhD in astrophysics, and we all know what THAT means.
Enlighten me.
It means he is way cooler than all of us combined and to cover the song would be too embarrassing. Mind you, “Fat Bottom Girls” would be fine if it charms the ladies. And why wouldn’t it?
i would be in a corner facing the wall not saying a word
After five beers I could very well be the guy who walks up to you, lift you up on my shoulders and start to lambada dance my way over to the bar, ordering in ten shots and one very long straw for my friend so he/she can drink the shots while sitting on my shoulders.
i would be in a corner facing the wall not saying a word
After five beers I could very well be the guy who walks up to you, lift you up on my shoulders and start to lambada dance my way over to the bar, ordering in ten shots and one very long straw for my friend so he/she can drink the shots while sitting on my shoulders.
I can do intrusive shit like that. Yupp.
I once dreamed that a huge version of Brian Blessed picked me up and started running at a frightening speed with me under his arm. A deafening, insane guffaw on his lips as he faceplanted me into several buckets of ice cream.
i would be in a corner facing the wall not saying a word
After five beers I could very well be the guy who walks up to you, lift you up on my shoulders and start to lambada dance my way over to the bar, ordering in ten shots and one very long straw for my friend so he/she can drink the shots while sitting on my shoulders.
I can do intrusive shit like that. Yupp.
I once dreamed that a huge version of Brian Blessed picked me up and started running at a frightening speed with me under his arm. A deafening, insane guffaw on his lips as he faceplanted me into several buckets of ice cream.
@Buttercheese would be dancing on the bar singing karaoke.
First of all how dare you, and second of all I suffer from giddiness, so no dancing on the bar for me. I am also too tall, I'd hit my head on the ceilling (I totally don't speak from experience here).
I'd absolutely sing for y'all while dancing on a table tho or get really wild on the dancefloor! Just watch me after four Pina Coladas dancing to my favourite party songs. Last week I did a killer sing-along performance to Hammerfall's Hearts on Fire. And I don't even like Hammerfall!
[Looks up nodding in approval] Barkeep, schooners of craft amber fluid for the entire table err, bar! [Resumes reading a fine book whilst observing and enjoying the rucus in the background...] Well most, the introduction of Brian Blessed had my head shaking for a while.
@Buttercheese would be dancing on the bar singing karaoke.
First of all how dare you, and second of all I suffer from giddiness, so no dancing on the bar for me. I am also too tall, I'd hit my head on the ceilling (I totally don't speak from experience here).
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Can hamsters drink?
William Hung sounds good next to me.
I can do intrusive shit like that. Yupp.
Now that was some intrusive shit.
I'd absolutely sing for y'all while dancing on a table tho or get really wild on the dancefloor! Just watch me after four Pina Coladas dancing to my favourite party songs. Last week I did a killer sing-along performance to Hammerfall's Hearts on Fire. And I don't even like Hammerfall!
tableerr, bar! [Resumes reading a fine book whilst observing and enjoying the rucus in the background...] Well most, the introduction of Brian Blessed had my head shaking for a while.