What If This Forum Was a Bar?
I always was a good observer, especially when it comes to how people behave. Yesterday I was thinking about how some of the forum members would behave if this forum was a bar. Here are my conclusions:
@semiticgod would explain to us a trick to remove the credit card 0.235 seconds before the "Authorized" message. This way the bill is paid, but the bank never registers the payment. And then suddenly he would start explaining how you can use a trick with the light interrupter to make multiple waiters appear.
@Pantalion would call the manager and say that the way the waiters and tables are arranged is not as good as was expected
@ZaramMaldovar would start talking about the character he interpreted once in a school play - at the end of the story, he will say that the theater was on fire.
@subtledoctor @Grammarsalad @Artemius_I would not interact with us because they would be busy fixing wrong stuff with the bar
@JuliusBorisov would tell us the wonderful things that his boss, the owner of the bar, is planning to do with the place for the next years.
When everybody starts to get really thirsty @kjeron and @argent77 would tell us a recipe of how to brew beer using a pair of socks, a sack of potatoes and a glass of water. @Gwendolyne will say that before the bar was renovated she used a sack of sugar-beets instead of the potatoes. Both recipes will taste delicious the same.
@Raduziel would present his new homemade beer, but it will probably give everyone diarrhea before either Grammarsalad, Subtledoct, Kjeron or Gwendolyne point out that he used salt instead of sugar somewhere on the recipe.
Feel free to add more below!
@semiticgod would explain to us a trick to remove the credit card 0.235 seconds before the "Authorized" message. This way the bill is paid, but the bank never registers the payment. And then suddenly he would start explaining how you can use a trick with the light interrupter to make multiple waiters appear.
@Pantalion would call the manager and say that the way the waiters and tables are arranged is not as good as was expected
@ZaramMaldovar would start talking about the character he interpreted once in a school play - at the end of the story, he will say that the theater was on fire.
@subtledoctor @Grammarsalad @Artemius_I would not interact with us because they would be busy fixing wrong stuff with the bar
@JuliusBorisov would tell us the wonderful things that his boss, the owner of the bar, is planning to do with the place for the next years.
When everybody starts to get really thirsty @kjeron and @argent77 would tell us a recipe of how to brew beer using a pair of socks, a sack of potatoes and a glass of water. @Gwendolyne will say that before the bar was renovated she used a sack of sugar-beets instead of the potatoes. Both recipes will taste delicious the same.
@Raduziel would present his new homemade beer, but it will probably give everyone diarrhea before either Grammarsalad, Subtledoct, Kjeron or Gwendolyne point out that he used salt instead of sugar somewhere on the recipe.
Feel free to add more below!
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When pressed why, the owner states "to prevent the place from burning down."
If this forum were a bar, bet you any money nobody would be there without a laptop or similar device.
Just in case they were suddenly inspired to create a new character who was, for sure, going to provide the best run they had ever had......or at least until they got to the Cloakwood or BG or for the really hopeless cases, the FAI.
@Harpagornis would be preparing an insane drinking challenge that would make you litteraly fear for your life. He'd then try to gather as much people as he can to have a go at this challenge. Then, @histamiini would come in and totally own that challenge, much to our awe.
Me and @OrlonKronsteen would probably be sitting at a table, chilling and talking about boxing while drinking mead (it's made with honey, you know...).
It seems i'm getting old for these parties. My only consolation: i'm still not as old as @Anduin.