Bonfire night, to the uninitiated, is about burning things.
Everyone builds a Guy... Basically a scarecrow, that we then throw onto a bonfire, that is doused in petrol first so as to burn through the British drizzle, and watch it blaze. All whilst watching fireworks and drinking lots of beer and cider.
Its like a fun, family friendly, re-enactment of the wicker man accept we replace the human sacrifice with hibernating hedghogs...
Anyway... My question is. Who or what would you throw on a bonfire?
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Honestly, I've often wondered this myself. I don't have a good answer for you. If I had to take a guess, I'd say it's likely down to coaches/team managers who aren't capable of thinking outside the box, or possibly a legitimately humanitarian desire not to want the goalie to get his head dunked in the toilet every halftime by his a-hole jock teammates.
As a scientist i have the answer: the ice would break, they cant get him through that little door to even get him in the rink, and my god... god help him if they ever put him in the penalty box. The whole sport would have to be redone.
(Yes, i know this is wrong but i went to college so i get to tell you whats right!!)
If you do what bethesda did to fallout... to baldurs gate... i will quite litterally become unhinged and you will see me on the news... sorry, no spoilers as for why
What would happen if this thread collides with the Ask Us Anything thread?
The Ask Us Anything thread is the Titanic. This thread is an iceberg. There would be tears, death, flooding, and at the end some supremely selfish witch would chuck a million dollar gem into the ocean instead of, I don't know, selling it to feed starving children. "But it's romantic!" my fictional wife says (my real wife knows better than to try and sell that crap to me). You know what's not romantic? Starving. Ah! It makes me SO MAD.
It's really an apples to hand grenades comparison, though. On Ask Us Anything, there's distinct limits on what those who answer are allowed to say. Those same limits apply here, but nobody comes here actually expecting answers, at least not answers that are official, accurate, or even coherent. At least, I hope they don't. Lotta disappointed people out there if they do...
My synopsis of the movie Titanic : great grandma tells strangers about the time she banged a bum
Bonfire night, to the uninitiated, is about burning things.
Everyone builds a Guy... Basically a scarecrow, that we then throw onto a bonfire, that is doused in petrol first so as to burn through the British drizzle, and watch it blaze. All whilst watching fireworks and drinking lots of beer and cider.
Its like a fun, family friendly, re-enactment of the wicker man accept we replace the human sacrifice with hibernating hedghogs...
Anyway... My question is. Who or what would you throw on a bonfire?
Try using diesel, or used motor oil mixed with kerosene. Nothing gives thay magic 'woosh!' Sound like camp fuel though. Nasty stuff though.
PS don't tell @Cr4zyJ about camp fuel though. I don't trust him with the secret!
@AndrewFoley why do people wear socks with sandals?
Why can i do calculus and design jet engines but i cant spell?
What the #!@$ is HelloKitty and why is it popular?
Are you guys going to do what microsoft did with its new windows naming scheme and skip BG3 and go straight to BG4? Or are you going to pull a valve and avoid counting to 3 and release BG2 episode 2? This is how we got to adventure z isnt it?
If i google myself is that considered dirty? Is it illegal if i do it in public? Do i need to go to confession?
Where do npcs come from?
Why am i not allowed not allowed in "forever 21" anymore? Is it because im forever older than that? I told them i was roleplaying.
What will happen when ISIS inevitably takes over/invades Canada?
Why am i being ridiculed at work for having one of my monitors set up landscape and the other portrait? The engineers litterally believe the world is ending now.
Why cant i romamce in IWD? Why arent you writting and voice acting them now!?
What medium do you prefer writing for, comics or games, and how are they different?
Answering that is probably going to take awhile, and I'm technically on my long-delayed honeymoon right now and if my wife even finds out I'm checking out the forum I'll be in the soup, so it's going to have to wait a bit. If I haven't answered this in about ten days, please remind me about it. I love talking this sort of thing out.
A a person who loves to spend a vacation with my wife so that nothing in the entire world can trouble us there, I understand and support Andrew's wish not to check out the forum.
Just be together, spend every second together, talk to each other, look at each other... Enjoy your honeymoon!
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Bonfire night, to the uninitiated, is about burning things.
Everyone builds a Guy... Basically a scarecrow, that we then throw onto a bonfire, that is doused in petrol first so as to burn through the British drizzle, and watch it blaze. All whilst watching fireworks and drinking lots of beer and cider.
Its like a fun, family friendly, re-enactment of the wicker man accept we replace the human sacrifice with hibernating hedghogs...
Anyway... My question is. Who or what would you throw on a bonfire?
(Yes, i know this is wrong but i went to college so i get to tell you whats right!!)
Turkey or Ham?
What is your favorite kind of pie?
PS don't tell @Cr4zyJ about camp fuel though. I don't trust him with the secret!
@AndrewFoley why do people wear socks with sandals?
Why can i do calculus and design jet engines but i cant spell?
What the #!@$ is HelloKitty and why is it popular?
Are you guys going to do what microsoft did with its new windows naming scheme and skip BG3 and go straight to BG4? Or are you going to pull a valve and avoid counting to 3 and release BG2 episode 2? This is how we got to adventure z isnt it?
If i google myself is that considered dirty? Is it illegal if i do it in public? Do i need to go to confession?
Where do npcs come from?
Why am i not allowed not allowed in "forever 21" anymore? Is it because im forever older than that? I told them i was roleplaying.
What will happen when ISIS inevitably takes over/invades Canada?
Why wont dorn romance me? Ive logged 30+ hours! Im pretty...ish.
Have you ever played fallout...2?
Why am i being ridiculed at work for having one of my monitors set up landscape and the other portrait? The engineers litterally believe the world is ending now.
Why cant i romamce in IWD? Why arent you writting and voice acting them now!?
What medium do you prefer writing for, comics or games, and how are they different?
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Errrm... As an undead mummified floating head... I have no idea why you would want to do that...
Just be together, spend every second together, talk to each other, look at each other... Enjoy your honeymoon!