Now, the funny thing is, I'm not the author of this joke. BIS team told it to the community roughly 15 years ago. Apparently, they wanted to include those names, but they thought it would lead to too many jokes from the prologue (which was supposed to be a demo as well).
Actually the correct name of the game is Baldur's™ Gate®. Bill Gates never created anything with less than one trademark™ and one registered trademark® symbol in it.
The reason Demogorgon couldn't escape Watcher's Keep is because he had no opposable thumbs. You know how some dogs will try to open doors by biting the doorknob? That's basically what Demogorgon was doing the whole time.
Helm, the god of guards, does actually close his "ever-watching eyes" sometimes. He just puts on googly eyes so nobody knows he's asleep.
The reason Demogorgon couldn't escape Watcher's Keep is because he had no opposable thumbs. You know how some dogs will try to open doors by biting the doorknob? That's basically what Demogorgon was doing the whole time.
Helm, the god of guards, does actually close his "ever-watching eyes" sometimes. He just puts on googly eyes so nobody knows he's asleep.
I thought he let Tyr keep an eye on things when he needed a nap...
The reason Demogorgon couldn't escape Watcher's Keep is because he had no opposable thumbs. You know how some dogs will try to open doors by biting the doorknob? That's basically what Demogorgon was doing the whole time.
Helm, the god of guards, does actually close his "ever-watching eyes" sometimes. He just puts on googly eyes so nobody knows he's asleep.
I thought he let Tyr keep an eye on things when he needed a nap...
Odin kept an eye on things, though Tyr was known to lend a hand.
The reason Demogorgon couldn't escape Watcher's Keep is because he had no opposable thumbs. You know how some dogs will try to open doors by biting the doorknob? That's basically what Demogorgon was doing the whole time.
Helm, the god of guards, does actually close his "ever-watching eyes" sometimes. He just puts on googly eyes so nobody knows he's asleep.
I thought he let Tyr keep an eye on things when he needed a nap...
Odin kept an eye on things, though Tyr was known to lend a hand.
[ducks back into bunker]
In Forgotten Realms, Tyr also has no eyes... I think I got a bit obscure!
she is still dead so i believe you ll still get attacked if hexxat was a male he couldnt have had an erection cause no heart is beating to transmit blood in the male organ (too bad for true blood and twilight female fans feel sorry for you...Not! )
she is still dead so i believe you ll still get attacked if hexxat was a male he couldnt have had an erection cause no heart is beating to transmit blood in the male organ (too bad for true blood and twilight female fans feel sorry for you...Not! )
I am so, so sorry to be the one to tell you this but...
Did you know, that the endings for Mass Effect 3, the best recieved piece of Bioware story writing ever, was finished decades ago and actualy put into the Baldur´s Gate as an Easter egg?
When installing original Baldur´s gate (i think both I and II), you would get to run a test for your graphic card. During the test, your screen would flash and the three endigns of Mass Effect would appear. Obivously nobody knew what they are looking at back than. Now it clearly clicks together, shutting all the trolls and haters, who ridiculously claim that the endings were half-baked because the story grew over Bioware´s head.
Sadly Beamdog did not include the graphic test to the EE, since they do not have rights to ME content.
Haer'Dalis isn't really a tiefling, he's actually just a super edgy half elf who thought it would be really cool if he were part demon, so he started saying he was. He has actually never been to Sigil in his life, he's just read a lot of books about the planes. He and the rest of his theatre troupe run a Planescape campaign on Friday nights in the Five Flagons basement, with Raelis as the DM. The Planar Prison sequence? Just an illusion-assisted LARP session.
With the release of Neverwinter Nights: Enhanced Edition, we'll finally get to import our Baldur's Gate character, just like we were promised back in the day.
With the release of Neverwinter Nights: Enhanced Edition, we'll finally get to import our Baldur's Gate character, just like we were promised back in the day.
Don't even start with that... I've been waiting for this for years
With the release of Neverwinter Nights: Enhanced Edition, we'll finally get to import our Baldur's Gate character, just like we were promised back in the day.
Don't even start with that... I've been waiting for this for years
OMG. There were dozens of threads like that when NWN was released. On both Interplay and Bioware boards people were constantly complaining they cannot import their Bhaalspawns.
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In the basement of the store, there are four mutated beetles in the rut season, colloquially known as rutles: Dirk, Stig, Barry, and Nasty.
Helm, the god of guards, does actually close his "ever-watching eyes" sometimes. He just puts on googly eyes so nobody knows he's asleep.
[ducks back into bunker]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection
When installing original Baldur´s gate (i think both I and II), you would get to run a test for your graphic card. During the test, your screen would flash and the three endigns of Mass Effect would appear. Obivously nobody knew what they are looking at back than. Now it clearly clicks together, shutting all the trolls and haters, who ridiculously claim that the endings were half-baked because the story grew over Bioware´s head.
Sadly Beamdog did not include the graphic test to the EE, since they do not have rights to ME content.
doesnt that make complete sense or what ?
Also did you know that you do eventually get to fight that dragon? Hint: it is in ToB and he is a a Bhaalspawn