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  • RaduzielRaduziel Member Posts: 4,714
    Everyone has bad features, even the most beloved SO.

    The next poster is reading this while is using the toilet.
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    False, but I'm thinking about it now!

    The next poster is reading this while driving!
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    Does driving my roommate crazy while I eat a plate of chicken wings in front of her without offering one count?

    The next poster thinks I should share my food.
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    Yes. Being nice to people feels good!

    The next poster has donated time to charity.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Yes, but not as often as I should.

    The next person will tell us a story where they helped a stranger and how good it felt afterwards.
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  • AerakarAerakar Member Posts: 1,050
    True. I am from the US originally, but have lived outside the US for 20 of the last 22 years, visiting and living in many places.

    The next poster has visited Antarctica.
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  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    Not anymore.

    The next poster has lots of friends who talk about them behind their back.
  • HipsterHipster Member Posts: 39
    I didn't get it ! Please explain ?

    Who is next ?
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    @Hipster:
    The joke is that people wouldn't know if their friends were talking about them behind their back, and the possibility is worrisome.

    The next poster will explain how this thread works.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    True. @hipster: First you reply to the last statement in the previous post, like I just did here by stating "true" and then doing just what @semiticgod stated. Then you post a new statement about the next poster.

    The next poster will say "true".
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  • Rik_KirtaniyaRik_Kirtaniya Member Posts: 1,742
    "Maybe". ;)

    The next poster can read hieroglyphics.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    False.

    The next poster will answer false.
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    Untrue. Because saying "false" would be a paradox and I think paradoxes are dumb.

    The next poster likes Huckleberry Finn.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    I prefer Huckleberry Hound:



    The next poster never watched Hanna-Barbera cartoons.
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    False. I grew up watching them. And they were terrible!

    Cartoons have gotten a lot better lately, and I think the reason is because there are so many adults who grew up watching cartoons and therefore still do. With an older and more demanding audience, low-budget cartoons with poor writing won't cut it anymore. Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Adventure Time--all of these are really beautiful and well-written shows with memorable characters.

    It didn't used to be like this. When I was a kid, there was a massive amount of low-quality material burying the gems. For every brilliant episode like Duck Amok, there were ten awful, repetitive shows like Jabber Jaw and Hong Kong Phooey. I remember being stuck at home with stomach flu back in middle school and I wasn't sure which was worse: the occasional vomiting or the fact that there was nothing on but Captain Planet.

    The next poster likes Scooby Doo.
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    Never really been a big fan of Scooby.

    The next person agrees that Tex Avery > Walt Disney!
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    False.

    Walt Disney is a fellow undead and has his head cryogenically preserved (futuristic embalming technique in layman terms) in liquid nitrogen awaiting the day when he can be fully brought back to life via a brain transplant...

    Which interestingly is apparently happening...

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/science/798032/Neurosurgeon-bring-cryogenic-dead-BACK-TO-LIFE-brain-transplant

    and they practised on a corpse...

    http://www.alphr.com/science/1001145/human-head-transplant

    Oooh! Walter is coming back soon!

    The next person wants a brain transplant when they are older...
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,371
    False, I'd like one now!

    The next poster wants a personality transplant.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    False. People find my deadpan, grumpiness with a tinge of passive aggressive sass charming and amusing.


    The next poster is excited about something that they want to share, but can't at the moment.
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  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    I once wrote a song about a pickle based on the tune from the Dreidel Song. It starts out,

    Jiggle, jiggle, pickle,
    You jiggle in my hand!
    Ain't a little pickle,
    The pickle I demand!

    I'd post the rest of the lyrics, but the content would be against the Site Rules.

    The next poster has gotten away with breaking the Site Rules wouldn't dare to break the Site Rules.
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    False >:) I have broken a site rule in the past for comical purposes, and would do it again. learnt my lesson from it.

    The next poster forgot something but can't remember what exactly it is.
  • LadyEibhilinRhettLadyEibhilinRhett Member Posts: 1,078
    i was gonna say false but now im not sure. what if i did?

    the next poster hasn't had a decent night's sleep in a very long time
  • RaduzielRaduziel Member Posts: 4,714
    False. Painkillers, baby!

    The next poster already drunk-texted an ex.
  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    Don't get drunk, rarely text, and have no exes.

    The next poster has quoted a meme in a real life conversation.
  • AnduinAnduin Member Posts: 5,745
    I once quoted the meme, Dick has a sad life...

    His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbours an ass. His best friends a pussy... And his owner beats him...

    ...

    Poor Richard...

    The next poster believes they should make an enhanced edition of themselves...
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