False, even when Ed Greenwood dies in real life I don't want them to kill him off. And if they do kill Elminster off I want them to do it in such a way that he comes back as a villainous undead version of himself and continues to haunt the realms for eternity.
The next poster thinks that Elminster is just too sexy and should do a Playarchmage centrefold already.
The next poster would kidnap Volo before getting aboard a spelljamming capable ship so their journeys could be famous when they get back to Abeir-Toril.
The next poster wishes there was more art of the cool first description of Bhaal as "a bloody, mutilated corpse with a feral face and silent movements" that Greenwood penned back in the AD&D days.
I think you mean caffeine. Which, if you do, then no, I don't drink caffeine. But if you meant, coffin, then yes, it is true. I need to raise some undead mashedtater zombies.
The next poster will join me and @Anduin in ruling the world with our undead mashedtater zombie army...or perish trying to stop us...mwuahahahahah!!!
I meant caffein. It's spelled differently in swedish apparently.
False, I prefer the land of the living (but, True, may perhaps die in the attempt to preserve it)
The next poster would like to design their own coffin and it would be a totally bad-ass coffin with flames on the side, pimped out lighting underneath like a car from fast and furious, built-in surround sound system blastin' death metal on 120 dB and a beer tap on the top from which the grieving family and friends could pour up a glass of homebrewed hipster beer. Epic.
False. The said poster might not have the best one ever, but it's okei to be attached to its idiosyncrasies.
The next poster thinks that when Barrington Pheloung spelled "M.O.R.S.E" in morse-code in the theme song for the series Chief Inspector Morse, as a nod to the title character, he was being pretty cool.
Edit: watch here, for all-in evidence, first 20 secs or so should suffice if the music is not your style.
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The next poster is hungry.
Next poster will have a brilliant avatar!
The next poster thinks that Elminster is just too old and should die once for all.
The next poster thinks that Elminster is just too sexy and should do a Playarchmage centrefold already.
The next poster likes Volo.
The next poster thinks Volo ought to be a higher level wizard than Elminster by now with all the adventuring he does to get from place to place.
The next poster believes that Volo would drive an Volvo.
The next poster would kidnap Volo before getting aboard a spelljamming capable ship so their journeys could be famous when they get back to Abeir-Toril.
The next poster is glad that Bhaal is back.
The next poster wishes there was more art of the cool first description of Bhaal as "a bloody, mutilated corpse with a feral face and silent movements" that Greenwood penned back in the AD&D days.
The next poster wants to adventure again in Icewind Dale.
I have never play Icewind Dale. Si i can't wants to adventure "again".
(But it's on my play list)
The next poster was also the last poster just before this post.
The next poster is an amazingly awesome ape.
The next poster wants to see another X-Files series.
The next poster's truth is in here.
The next poster loves Chief Inspector Morse.
The next poster is terrible at remembering names.
The next poster always adds extra toppings to shop bought pizza's before cooking them.
The next poster is cardboard.
The next poster has had too much sunshine today.
The next poster is a ray of sunshine incarnate.
*shine shine shine*
The next poster knows a 2D artist.
The next poster is a 2D artist!
The next poster is in desperate need of coffein.
But if you meant, coffin, then yes, it is true. I need to raise some undead mashedtater zombies.
The next poster will join me and @Anduin in ruling the world with our undead mashedtater zombie army...or perish trying to stop us...mwuahahahahah!!!
The next poster is rather ambivalent toward undeath.
False, I prefer the land of the living (but, True, may perhaps die in the attempt to preserve it)
The next poster would like to design their own coffin and it would be a totally bad-ass coffin with flames on the side, pimped out lighting underneath like a car from fast and furious, built-in surround sound system blastin' death metal on 120 dB and a beer tap on the top from which the grieving family and friends could pour up a glass of homebrewed hipster beer. Epic.
But it is a sarcophagus in a burial complex...
To call it a coffin that could be buried in any old hole is quite insulting...
The next poster believes brains should be more easily available at supermarket outlets.
The next poster thinks that when Barrington Pheloung spelled "M.O.R.S.E" in morse-code in the theme song for the series Chief Inspector Morse, as a nod to the title character, he was being pretty cool.
Edit: watch here, for all-in evidence, first 20 secs or so should suffice if the music is not your style.
And I hope i succeeded - here goes.
THe next poster love mouses. Or is a mouse. A cute little mouse who love cheese. Cute cheese.