Pancakes and waffles, the Creation myth. And the benevolent little kitchen angels kept experimenting in the kitchen until, low and behold, they came up with what they thought the perfect food, the pancake. When the nasty ill tempered lil devils heard of this they cursed it for the perfect food, crept in while the angels were rejoicing, and stamped upon it with their many little cloven hooves, creating the waffle. "That'll teach 'em" they thought. The lil angels cried and the lil devils rejoiced. Observing this from outside the kitchen, the neutral forest sprites, who reveled in harmony also rejoiced, for in this little battle was born not one, but two new creations that would most likely satisfy all and last forever more, bringing balance to the world.
It's as if popcorn has been left out deliberately! This is outrageous! The time has come to put an end to people ignoring the virtues of popcorn!
Now you may think, what is Shandaxx up to? He is a waffle supporter, why would he care for popcorn at all?
I believe that waffles and popcorn can live in symbiosis with each other. I believe waffles and popcorn can compliment each other. The strengths of one of them are the weaknesses of the other and the other way around.
Waffles and popcorn can go hand in hand to become something greater than they could ever hope to become alone, on their own.
They can become the best delicious sweetness a man can get. Together they can become so finger-licking good, that they melt in your mouth, not in your hands! Let us have it our way! Let us look into the mirror and say "We're lovin' it!". It's time to have a break from all the crappy other food! Let's just do it! Because it is time to think different about what we eat!
I present to you, the best of waffles and popcorn combined:
A vote for waffles, is a vote for popcorn! Vote for waffles, so that waffles and popcorn together can shake off the infernal power of pancakes. Let waffles and popcorn take their place among the most delicious foods there are as a force of deliciousness and good! It would be a close of many things, but a new destiny would stretch endlessly before us...
I'm completely convinced. I've just sent you four infinite waffle generators based on our popcorn generator technology. Please read the manual before turning them on. On the wrong settings they can convert the entire surface of Earth in waffles in just a few hours...
Fact: Egyptian Pharaohs were often buried with elaborately decorated casks of waffles because it was believed that a balanced breakfast was critical to a successful afterlife. Sadly, few examples survived. Because of their tastiness and immense value, looters often went for the royal waffles first.
You know I was just wondering what you would probably choose on a poll like this.
Would you choose to eat a waffle like Obama did
or would you rather opt for eating a pancake. A pancake like this for example:
Given that choice, what would the two of you choose?
That depends. I like pancakes better in general (especially at Perkins with apricot syrup), but given the choice between these EXACT two, I'd take the waffle, though I'd add whip cream and strawberries cause it looks like a sturdy one that could use some toppings.
You know I was just wondering what you would probably choose on a poll like this.
Would you choose to eat a waffle like Obama did
or would you rather opt for eating a pancake. A pancake like this for example:
Given those two choices, what would the two of you vote for?
I don't know...now see that might could back fire on ya given the polling location. I know alotta folks out there might just choose the pancake 'option' above just to er, have the image disposed of in a, well, uhm, in an appropriately fashioned manner.
I suppose between the two I like the waffle better. Have you ever stayed in those hotels that have the breakfast where they have the waffle machines? Mighty good stuff. My wife makes pancakes and she's a great cook but she goes out of her way to make the pancakes fluffy. Pancakes should have a little more grit than being all fluff. So in general I'm a waffle man.
You know I was just wondering what you would probably choose on a poll like this.
Would you choose to eat a waffle like Obama did
or would you rather opt for eating a pancake. A pancake like this for example:
Given those two choices, what would the two of you vote for?
I don't know...now see that might could back fire on ya given the polling location. I know alotta folks out there might just choose the pancake 'option' above just to er, have the image disposed of in a, well, uhm, in an appropriately fashioned manner.
You know I was just wondering what you would probably choose on a poll like this.
Would you choose to eat a waffle like Obama did
or would you rather opt for eating a pancake. A pancake like this for example:
Given that choice, what would the two of you choose?
That depends. I like pancakes better in general (especially at Perkins with apricot syrup), but given the choice between these EXACT two, I'd take the waffle, though I'd add whip cream and strawberries cause it looks like a sturdy one that could use some toppings.
You mean they'll get to slice Trump's face up with a butter knife and stab it with a fork?
Well, I think the evidence speaks for itself. What do you say @OrlonKronsteen , isn't the waffle much more adorable than the pancakes? Would you not vote for that waffle?
Your waffle looks just like the evil Freddy from fright nights...
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Why not a NWN:EE showdown?!
And the benevolent little kitchen angels
Observing this from outside the kitchen, the neutral forest sprites, who reveled in harmony
Here we come a-waffling beneath the morning star...
Have an iron for you
And a merry Belgium too
And God bless you and send you a merry Eggo
And God send you a merry Eggo~
Pizzelle? Never heard of them before.
Sorry, my vote is for pretzels.
Here, be my guests:
... so, that would mean eating a creep ?
I don't think that's a hard choice.