Bah, I'd wanted to keep this charade going longer, but so be it! Yes! It was I, Lord of the peas, that planted the false evidence among you two. But you two have been a thorn in the side of this fair forum for far too long! Though your antics seem hilarious, even endearing to some, I know the darker side to it all! So long as you two live, er... and unlive, innocent vegetables and fruits will perish in your meaningless war!
Underhanded though my tactics may have been, it was no lie when I said that I wished to join forces side by side with all other fruits and vegetables. But not your forces. You are like hydras. Even if I were to cut off one head, another would spring up from amidst your slavering throngs of brainwashed and blood crazed veggies! You two have ruined what were once good and righteous vegetables! (well, I'm not so sure about broccoli, but regardless...)
Look at yourselves! How long has this war raged between you two?! How many innocents have perished?! If you have any shame, any desire at all to rectify your mistakes then perhaps peace can be achieved, but I will not place my hopes on it. If it comes to war then so be it. I have been laying traps and making plans since I first stole the broccoflower 2.0 recipe as well as Anduin's heart. And there! Yet more evidence of you not planning to cease the bloodshed! A new version of the broccoflower?! Was the previous version not destructive enough?! But feh, suit yourself. I have modified the recipe to better suit my needs... And look at the dissent I have spread among your numbers. Many of your own now question you and many more will, lured by rumours spread by those of my faction hidden among your's.
Enjoy reaping what you have sown, fellow veggie lords, for the Broccolypse is nigh, and you have naught to blame but yourself.
No love for rocks in this thread? Do you have anything against silicon-based lifeforms? Did you know all organic food is poisonous to you if your biology is silicon-based?
*Anduin looks at the once united plant kingdoms, now disorganised and fractious... Apart from the Peas... The Peas... The forgotten veg. Easily hidden under mash... Masters of illusion... Why had he not seen it before?*
STOP THE MADNESS! This Broccolypse was orchestrated by @Elrandir , who I will refer to as The Pea Brain. Whilst all the vegetables and fruits of this world waged a destructive war, Pea Brain led his peas... down to the bottom of the garden... down at the bottom of the garden, with the birds and the bees, they established the great city Podington...
Vegetables we need to end this war! I am not asking for forgiveness, I am not asking for reconciliation or even respect! I am asking you to forget your differences so TOGETHER WE CAN DESTROY THE PEASE!
Vegetables we need to end this war! I am not asking for forgiveness, I am not asking for reconciliation or even respect! I am asking you to forget your differences so TOGETHER WE CAN DESTROY THE PEASE!
It needs to be done! By my calculations, if the pea menace isn't contained, and soon then.....
Oh my, those peas are dangerous. The Netherlands, the coast of Germany, Denmark and the Doggersbank have all fused together in one big swollen pea-y blob.
Well, the Domonion prefers to remain neutral in all matters related to vegetable warfare. Instead, we are focusing our efforts toward building a giant onion castle in the sky, free from the troubles of other plant-based lifeforms.
Feh. And now they try to turn this back upon me. Filthy unwashed vegetable lords and their ignorant peasant minions who blindly follow no matter the drivel their masters spew! Even that damnable old wizard is against me. "The lettuce league calls for peace" my ass! But they'll never take Poddington. Oh no, my fortress is far too well guarded. I won't let them ruin all my hard work. They'll never, they'll never... *begins to giggle madly before slapping myself* Whew... I used to hang around Anduin too much. Insanity is catching.
What so great about banana ? it yellow looking funny with black stripes that make it a pyjama
Because! Bananas ams the best! mkay! \w/ -.- \w/ (Metal stance activated- flaming bananas start falling out of the sky burning all who oppose them to ash)
No banana will win a poison apple, those bananas fall to the ground and bam smash and die from my poison gas
As for this war, can't you two hmm three hmm veg and fruit find a better game then waring all days ???? peace is better, love is superior, kisses and hugs will cure you all (unless you will choose a wrong apple then you will fall asleep)
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Underhanded though my tactics may have been, it was no lie when I said that I wished to join forces side by side with all other fruits and vegetables. But not your forces. You are like hydras. Even if I were to cut off one head, another would spring up from amidst your slavering throngs of brainwashed and blood crazed veggies! You two have ruined what were once good and righteous vegetables! (well, I'm not so sure about broccoli, but regardless...)
Look at yourselves! How long has this war raged between you two?! How many innocents have perished?! If you have any shame, any desire at all to rectify your mistakes then perhaps peace can be achieved, but I will not place my hopes on it. If it comes to war then so be it. I have been laying traps and making plans since I first stole the broccoflower 2.0 recipe as well as Anduin's heart. And there! Yet more evidence of you not planning to cease the bloodshed! A new version of the broccoflower?! Was the previous version not destructive enough?! But feh, suit yourself. I have modified the recipe to better suit my needs... And look at the dissent I have spread among your numbers. Many of your own now question you and many more will, lured by rumours spread by those of my faction hidden among your's.
Enjoy reaping what you have sown, fellow veggie lords, for the Broccolypse is nigh, and you have naught to blame but yourself.
Oh wait.... That was just your onion juice! No fair! Chemical warfare is against the rules!!!
STOP THE MADNESS! This Broccolypse was orchestrated by @Elrandir , who I will refer to as The Pea Brain. Whilst all the vegetables and fruits of this world waged a destructive war, Pea Brain led his peas... down to the bottom of the garden... down at the bottom of the garden, with the birds and the bees, they established the great city Podington...
Vegetables we need to end this war! I am not asking for forgiveness, I am not asking for reconciliation or even respect! I am asking you to forget your differences so TOGETHER WE CAN DESTROY THE PEASE!
Haha! It's a joke people! Hey, stop throwing produce! Ow!
They can be mashed.
Roasted.
Boiled.
Chipped.
Skinned.
Waffled.
...
The veg equivalent of a kobold...
Just like a kobold...
As for this war, can't you two hmm three hmm veg and fruit find a better game then waring all days ???? peace is better, love is superior, kisses and hugs will cure you all (unless you will choose a wrong apple then you will fall asleep)
*ba dum tis!*
Nope it's a meta-comment commenting about the comment I will not make...
Baked.
Twice-baked.
Stuffed into perogies.
Stewed.
Fried (and French fried!).
And, my favorite, distilled into vodka.
...
Wait, for a walking corpse that does not make sense...
If I'm gonna be deader... hmm... Still not great...