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Let's write some Limericks! (Attention, might get raunchy)

ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
edited December 2015 in Off-Topic
The rules:
- Everyone get's to just make one post in a row.
- Finish the Limerick the other person started and then post the first line of the next.
- Don't end on non-rhymable words.

Doesn't have to be Baldur's Gate/ D&D related, but it's encouraged :D


Example, using a limerick by @swnmcmlxi, found on the NPC Limericks thread:

Post 1:
That Dorn, he had manners quite coarse,

Post 2:
But was truly equipped like a horse.
Said: 'I don't dual wield,
And forget sword and shield -
Two-handed is a matter of course.'

Next: [Insert new first line here]


I'll start:
A bard once broke his lute
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  • brusbrus Member Posts: 944
    Thank gods, he still had his flute,
    ButtercheeseJuliusBorisov
  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    But then it turned out
    JuliusBorisov
  • brusbrus Member Posts: 944
    The flute was about to blowout
    Bard's hopes were to dilute.
    ButtercheeseJuliusBorisov
  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    Hm, ok. I think it might be better if we change up the rules a bit, otherwise it's too hard to make it funny/ interesting.

    New rules: One posts the first line of a Limerick and the next person has to write the remaining four. Then they post the first line of the next poem. Let's try:

    Making good forum games can be hard
    JuliusBorisovlolien
  • brusbrus Member Posts: 944
    edited December 2015
    But a cakewalk for a vanguard
    Now we know SoD release date-ish
    That was my nerdiest wish
    Finally, I'll be playing improved bard.

    ..but making video games is harder :cold_sweat:


    There was a lich named Bill
    ButtercheeseJuliusBorisov
  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    The Hapers turned around to flee.
    They didn't get far
    got caught by Xzar
    and Montaron gut them with glee.

    What a hobbit is really craving
    brusJuliusBorisovSkatan
  • brusbrus Member Posts: 944
    edited December 2015
    is good ol' feet shaving.
    "Shave a leg", Gandalf greeted
    Hobbit got Sauron defeated
    That dude was seriously misbehaving.

    I was on a search in planar sphere
    ButtercheeseJuliusBorisov
  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    edited December 2015
    "Good work by the engineer!"
    Last words I said
    before everyone bled
    as the golem had hurt us severe.

    Thayans are red, Abazigal's blue
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    JuliusBorisovtbone1
  • brusbrus Member Posts: 944
    edited February 2016
    but all depends on angle of view.
    Eclipse is event of sunlight lack
    Ultimately everything goes to black
    when the wire is disconnected by Boo.
    image


    A wizard once was forging a spell
    Post edited by brus on
    JuliusBorisovlolienButtercheese
  • OsigoldOsigold Member Posts: 117
    edited February 2016
    Whose Charisma was clearly not uber
    It proved quite the hurdle
    'til he found a cursed girdle
    and now our man Noober's a cougar!

    There once were some Shadows in Amn...
    SkatanButtercheesebrusJuliusBorisov
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    (There once was a fellow named Jon)

    Who wanted his life everlong
    He was true evil's choice
    With a cool British voice
    Too bad he'd the face of a prawn.

    =========

    The lass Imoen wanted some magic
    semiticgoddessbrusJuliusBorisovButtercheese
  • ButtercheeseButtercheese Member Posts: 3,766
    but the results where quite tragic!
    She grew to bold
    ended up in Spellhold
    Now she's the plaything of fanatics.


    In a town where winter never comes
    brusJuliusBorisov
  • brusbrus Member Posts: 944
    edited February 2016
    there was a woman with strong buns.
    I knew I fell in love in a banshee
    It was awesome when she went to kiss me
    We were conducting a war with tongues.

    Once I lost my precious bag of holding
    Post edited by brus on
    JuliusBorisovButtercheese
  • lolienlolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108
    edited February 2016


    In a town where winter never comes

    A goblin lived with perfect gums
    his name was Weenog,
    as Orrick's watchdog
    he performs well, till our party comes.

    Edit: ninjaed by @brus .


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    JuliusBorisovbrus
  • lolienlolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108
    edited February 2016
    brus said:


    Once I lost my precious bag of holding

    Mind flayers had been us folding.
    An ogre gave boozes...
    There's no excuses
    For leaving it i must myself scolding.

    Myconids are pretty creatures

    Edit: Oh sorry for double posting.
    JuliusBorisovbrus
  • JuliusBorisovJuliusBorisov Member, Administrator, Moderator, Developer Posts: 22,714
    edited February 2016
    BillyYank said:


    There's a Drow who swings two pretty blades,

    "I want them" - the leader murmured,
    And began
    To fight; The Drow was quickly murdered.
    The command
    Was to stop dark elven raids.

    ===========

    Viconia from the House DeVir was glad
    Post edited by JuliusBorisov on
    brus
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    edited February 2016
    [spoiler=Raunchy]
    A little too raunchy, I'm afraid. Keep it PG-13, folks. --Dee
    [/spoiler]

    Alora was a right sneaky girl
    Post edited by Dee on
    JuliusBorisov
  • brusbrus Member Posts: 944
    Alora was a right sneaky girl
    who wears a rabbit foot charm instead of pearl.
    She's a halfling, thief of course,
    She could steal your pocket with no remorse.
    Push and twist her dagger in hurl.

    A limerick just came to me, so I'll post it outside the writing game.

    A man had awakened in nightmare undone.
    Hastily, his vitality was shun.
    Instead of soul, he found talking skull
    Suddenly his "life" became less dull.
    You know it's not a Hamlet but the Nameless one.


    Next one:

    Once, I asked a succubus for a date

    ButtercheeseSkatanJuliusBorisov
  • BillyYankBillyYank Member Posts: 2,768
    edited March 2017
    Jenkal is a merry old fellow
    With kobolds he's really quite mellow
    But he doesn't like you
    No matter what you may do
    He fights when you say to him, "Hello"

    Mr Glint is a wily young gnome
    lolienButtercheeseJuliusBorisov
  • tbone1tbone1 Member Posts: 1,985
    edited March 2017
    Mr Glint is a wily young gnome
    Who ventures afar from his home.
    He's seen by a gnoll
    Who says "Oh, how droll!
    So smutty, doing that with my comb."

    There was a as wizard named Xan
    ButtercheeseBalrog99JuliusBorisov
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