All you wanted to know about Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear ("Adventure Y" previously)

elminster

Anduin said:

Maybe I need a Belkar portrait...

deltago

But he's a halfling. And not undead. Wasnt there a gnome necromancer in the comic. Would that not be a better fit.

DreadKhan

...there was a Gnecromancing Gnome?

Gnarly!

DreadKhan

DreadKhan said:

Anduin said:

PhillipDaigle said:

Your character was received and is worming his way into the game as we speak.

Worming? I'm guessing Yuan-ti.

Or a Purple Worm!

Maybe a Purple Worm Wearer of Purple?

I think I figured it out... Half-Purple Dragon Dragon Disciple Purple Worm member of the Wearers of Purple!!

Naturally, she's got a big crush on Prince.

elminster

I didn't even know the Wearers of Purple was a legitimate prestige class haha.

For anyone interested

http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Cult_of_the_Dragon

DreadKhan

elminster said:

I didn't even know the Wearers of Purple was a legitimate prestige class haha.

For anyone interested

http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Cult_of_the_Dragon

While they are not all named Prince, all are Funky.

JuliusBorisov

deltago said:

Give us gnomes!

Grum said:

Dwarfs!

Halflings!

Nukeface

Genuine Feature Request: Shotguns.

Crossbows are cool but. Ya know. Shotguns.

They make everything better.

JuliusBorisov

No shotguns in Baldur's Gate games, please.

There're plenty of other titles for them.

kcwise

Not a follower of Gond then?

scriver

Repeating sling bullet launcher!

elminster

kcwise said:

Not a follower of Gond then?

High House of Wonders in Baldur's Gate did always have a distinct lack of firearms

mlnevese

elminster said:

kcwise said:

Not a follower of Gond then?

High House of Wonders in Baldur's Gate did always have a distinct lack of firearms

And the firearms they had in other Gond Temples around the Realms were known for being almost as dangerous to those using it as to the weapon's target...

mlnevese

Anyway everybody knows that what Adventure Y really needs are lasers and plasma weapons

skinnydragon

Shouldn't the laser beams be in project beartrap with the sharks?

wubble

mlnevese said:

Anyway everybody knows that what Adventure Y really needs are lasers and plasma weapons

Adventure y is new content, the laser beams will come with the fallout EE.

JuliusBorisov

And this is when the name "Beamdog" can get the new understanding.

So far, looking at their new logo, I see only Dungeons & Dragons, and no laser beams.

wubble

bengoshi said:

And this is when the name "Beamdog" can get the new understanding.

So far, looking at their new logo, I see only Dungeons & Dragons, and no laser beams.

Maybe they should have a new logo of a multi headed beholder dog vomiting laser beams.

JuliusBorisov

wubble said:

bengoshi said:

And this is when the name "Beamdog" can get the new understanding.

So far, looking at their new logo, I see only Dungeons & Dragons, and no laser beams.

Maybe they should have a new logo of a multi headed beholder dog vomiting laser beams.

with the "Come to the dark side" slogan

booinyoureyes

Nimran said:

AndrewFoley said:

deltago said:

You know, since your creativity guides the characters and things we interact with.

What you call "creativity", many of my colleagues call "Andrew's ****ing bull**** impossible to program stupid-*** ***damn 'duh I didn't know I'm just a writer' like that's an excuse ****ing ****ing ***damn piece of **** ****ing crap stupid ideas".

What a colorful vocabulary!

This is why he's a writer

Nukeface

Forget what I said, shotgun wielding beholder beam vomiting laser dog sounds a lot more awesome - in a fully powered gazebo suit.

LordRumfish

A gazebo suit? Gentlemen (and ladies, for I scoff at the notion the internet is sans women), we've crossed a line. Tis time now to make restitution for our many sins, and give up such notions as gazebo suits. Either that, or we shall surely fall into madness and Adventure Y will take place in the Far Realm.

GreenWarlock

Expedition Y: Adventuring the Barrier Peaks

Fardragon

How come no one has ever done a CRPG adaptation of "Expedition to the Barrier Peaks"?

Nukeface

All I've learned is that the shotgun wielding beholder beam vomiting laser dog is a good idea but a gazebo suit, oh no laddies, that's crossing the line. And you're right, I apologize, I didn't think it through.

Here's how it's probably going to be implemented: the shotgun wielding beholder beam vomiting laser dog in a gazebo is a druid shapeshift into a plane-touched gazebo mimic and will be added to Wilson's Adventure Y incarnation as a variation of the Bearlspawn Slayer form.

Sorry, wasn't thinking clearly there for a minute.

JuliusBorisov

Nukeface said:

All I've learned is that the shotgun wielding beholder beam vomiting laser dog is a good idea but a gazebo suit, oh no laddies, that's crossing the line. And you're right, I apologize, I didn't think it through.

Here's how it's probably going to be implemented: the shotgun wielding beholder beam vomiting laser dog in a gazebo is a druid shapeshift into a plane-touched gazebo mimic and will be added to Wilson's Adventure Y incarnation as a variation of the Bearlspawn Slayer form.

Sorry, wasn't thinking clearly there for a minute.

THAT, sir, is bearly imaginable

wubble

bengoshi said:

Nukeface said:

All I've learned is that the shotgun wielding beholder beam vomiting laser dog is a good idea but a gazebo suit, oh no laddies, that's crossing the line. And you're right, I apologize, I didn't think it through.

Here's how it's probably going to be implemented: the shotgun wielding beholder beam vomiting laser dog in a gazebo is a druid shapeshift into a plane-touched gazebo mimic and will be added to Wilson's Adventure Y incarnation as a variation of the Bearlspawn Slayer form.

Sorry, wasn't thinking clearly there for a minute.

THAT, sir, is bearly imaginable

THAT, sir, belongs in the pun thread.

skinnydragon

So we've decided to give up and drop the "good" then

booinyoureyes

There's a pun thread? I have to check it out

I'll see you guys later

skinnydragon

Ah but is the sun shining?