979. When your boss puts more work on your table, you respond with "Get me out of this hell hole!" Your boss is not amused! (Unless they also play too much Baldur's Gate.)
980. When completing a task at work, you expect to be paid in gold pieces, or with a set of magical armor and 25,000 XP.
989. When you're torn watching livestream whether to watching it in full screen or minimize it to see what's going on on chat. And then you realize @bengoshi will probably sum it up and switch to full screen
991. When you've read this whole thread and understood %99.99999 of the references, and you've realized that, due to some people forgetting to number, you passed 1000 a long time ago.
992. When encountering a pop-culture reference in real life, your first thought is, "Wow, they must have played Baldur's Gate," instead of realizing that the writers/programmers of Baldur's Gate were using that pop-culture reference.
1002. When referring to your psychiatrist's office as "Spellhold".
1003. When talking to your psychiatrist about your Baldur's Gate addiction.
1004. When freaking out on your psychiatrist for suggesting to "get some fresh air" or "try something new or different" instead of playing Baldur's Gate.
1005. When you switch psychiatrists because he clearly can't understand the gravitas of Baldur's Gate.
1006. When you have a session with your new psychiatrist via a multiplayer game of Baldur's Gate.
1007. You see DiCaprio winning Oscar for the role in "Revenant" and immediately think about the Revenant from the Valley of the Tombs, to whom you are supposed to return a dagger.
1008. You learn to play an musical instrument only because you want to make a Baldur's Gate music cover. 1009. You try every drink in a pub and demand bartender to tell a rumor. 1010. You ask for wooden stakes in the church. 1011. You're sad because you don't have a Neutral alignment so you can't get the right pet. 1012. You don't eat, run, sit, jump, use the bathroom, brush your hair or wash your clothes, and you don't need to. 1013. When you have a crush on someone, you ask them to bring you flowers and then say it's a gift for them.
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980. When completing a task at work, you expect to be paid in gold pieces, or with a set of magical armor and 25,000 XP.
995. While riding the elevator with your sibling, you always let them push the button because you are an evil jerk.
997. You learn you have a half brother and assume him to be evil (after all, you've seen this all before)
998. When drawing paintings you decide to just copy coffee beans over and over to represent laid down stone (see the latest edition of the familiar http://thefamiliar.beamdog.com/5.0/#!/articles/105651).
999. You worry about someone getting hired to "take care of" your pet cat.
1000. Whenever you see a kid named Albert you get a bit suspicious
(totally wanted to get the 1000th listing even if its not really the 1000th listing)
1003. When talking to your psychiatrist about your Baldur's Gate addiction.
1004. When freaking out on your psychiatrist for suggesting to "get some fresh air" or "try something new or different" instead of playing Baldur's Gate.
1005. When you switch psychiatrists because he clearly can't understand the gravitas of Baldur's Gate.
1006. When you have a session with your new psychiatrist via a multiplayer game of Baldur's Gate.
1009. You try every drink in a pub and demand bartender to tell a rumor.
1010. You ask for wooden stakes in the church.
1011. You're sad because you don't have a Neutral alignment so you can't get the right pet.
1012. You don't eat, run, sit, jump, use the bathroom, brush your hair or wash your clothes, and you don't need to.
1013. When you have a crush on someone, you ask them to bring you flowers and then say it's a gift for them.
... but you sigh in relief when you realize that was actually a demon. Cuz, ya know, devils are okay...