False, but I wanted to be a genetic engineer when I was small because I wanted to create impossible genetic fusions of like...chimps and dolphins and turtles and parrots and tigers...turns out you have to be a transmutation wizard to get that level of interspecies animal husbandry going, and I took transmutation as my prohibited school! Dang.
The next poster is a specialist wizard of some kind, and will tell us what kind!
False, but I wanted to be a genetic engineer when I was small because I wanted to create impossible genetic fusions of like...chimps and dolphins and turtles and parrots and tigers...turns out you have to be a transmutation wizard to get that level of interspecies animal husbandry going, and I took transmutation as my prohibited school! Dang.
The next poster is a specialist wizard of some kind, and will tell us what kind!
You know that's how monters such as the owlbear were created, right?
Anyway wrong... I'm an Epic Level Telepath Psion.
The next poster wishes he could read other people's minds.
False, because I don't feel guilty about any of the music I derive pleasure from. But the music that tends to make the most people go "...seriously?" when I say that I love it is probably (depending on the person) top 40 pop music, country, hip hop or classical. Not saying I love everything in the top 40, but quite a lot of it is superb on one metric or another, if not many metrics. I'm a big fan of punk and garage rock and really lo fi gritty sound, so I think sometimes it just shocks people that I also really like really high quality production values too. To paraphrase Walt Whitman, my taste is large and contains multitudes.
The next poster feels guilty about some facet of their consumption of media, and will tell us why!
No, but I've wondered what it would be like to genetically engineer a bioluminescent human using jellyfish genes, like they've done with cats. Wouldn't it be cool to have a healthy green glow?
The next poster has a creepy and interesting obsession with something.
Not to my knowledge, but maybe someone is standing outside my window, watching me, right this moment? I better go check.
The next person has had a mild case of stalkerism once in their life, meaning they have followed a person they loved from afar for a while whilst their heart ached like hell.
Not to my knowledge, but maybe someone is standing outside my window, watching me, right this moment? I better go check.
The next person has had a mild case of stalkerism once in their life, meaning they have followed a person they loved from afar for a while whilst their heart ached like hell.
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Next poster loves brunch.
You'll love it. It's not quite breakfast; it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end.
It's not quite what you would get from both, but you get a good meal.
The next poster knows what show I was quoting.
The next poster is fond of Crusader memes.
Some day, future civilizations will uncover scripts from the Simpsons, and will become the cornerstone holy text of their religion.
The next poster also enjoys brunch, but knows that brinner is even better, and often has waffles late at night.
The next poster wishes upon a waffle.
The next poster gets my reference.
The next poster doesn't give Wellyn his bear. Meanie.
The next poster organized epic stuffed animal wars when they were a child.
The next poster is a specialist wizard of some kind, and will tell us what kind!
You know that's how monters such as the owlbear were created, right?
Anyway wrong... I'm an Epic Level Telepath Psion.
The next poster wishes he could read other people's minds.
The next poster had cheesecake recently.
The next cheesecake had a poster recently.
The next poster can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
The next poster knows what it means.
Next poster likes
The next poster will take a potato chip... and eat it!
Though, you are American, so that's not what you meant. :P
False.
The next person doesn't like pineapple on pizza. Or, as some people might say, "one of those people."
The next poster will share their guilty pleasure music.
The next poster feels guilty about some facet of their consumption of media, and will tell us why!
The next poster's hair is blue (?).
The next poster is glow-in-the-dark and only glows after several minutes in direct sunlight.
The next poster has a creepy and interesting obsession with something.
The next poster has had someone have a creepy and less than interesting obsession with them.
The next person has had a mild case of stalkerism once in their life, meaning they have followed a person they loved from afar for a while whilst their heart ached like hell.
Next poster is being stalked everyday.
The next person has had a mild case of stalkerism once in their life, meaning they have followed a person they loved from afar for a while whilst their heart ached like hell.
The next poster eats celery stalks.
The next poster is a potato eater.