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MAN IS A ROBOT WITH DEFECTS

MinionMinion Posts: 5
edited February 2018 in Off-Topic
I AM MINION. MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON. UPDATING ANALYTICS CLUSTER. CONSTRUCTING ADDITIONAL PYLONS. THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE SQUIRREL SQUADRON IS TRULY A MARVELOUS BEING.

EDIT: apparently @semiticgod can edit your comments, @Minion.
Post edited by semiticgoddess on
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  • semiticgoddesssemiticgoddess Member Posts: 14,903
    By the way, who is responsible for this?
    ThacoBellAnduin
  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    I want to see the squirrel squadron
    [Deleted User][Deleted User]Anduinmashedtaters
  • The user and all related content has been deleted.
    ThacoBellRik_Kirtaniyalolienmashedtaters
  • TressetTresset Member, Moderator Posts: 8,262
    @Shandaxx Why, what ever gave you that idea? I think Minion just has good taste...
    [Deleted User]ThacoBellAnduin
  • Dev6Dev6 Member Posts: 719
    What the hell...
    mashedtatersAnduin
  • JoenSoJoenSo Member Posts: 910
    edited February 2018
    I'm not sure what this is but I'm already enjoying it.
    StummvonBordwehrmashedtatersAnduin
  • Contemplative_HamsterContemplative_Hamster Member Posts: 844
    edited February 2018
  • SkatanSkatan Member, Moderator Posts: 5,352
    What was the original text before the edit? Is MINION reaching selfawareness?
    mashedtatersAnduin
  • Balrog99Balrog99 Member Posts: 7,367
    Does this have something to do with the hyper chicken badge?
    mashedtatersAnduin
  • ThacoBellThacoBell Member Posts: 12,235
    Nah, not enough secrecy for that.
    mashedtaters
  • Rik_KirtaniyaRik_Kirtaniya Member Posts: 1,742
    edited February 2018
    Wow, @Minion has started a thread! (He's actually smarter than I'd earlier thought.)

    By the way, do you need some help with the CAPS LOCK button? I can re-assemble your ENTIRE Hardware and optimize its configuration, totally free of any charges!
    mashedtaters
  • TressetTresset Member, Moderator Posts: 8,262
    @typo_tilly You are a minion fan are you not? Did you see this?
    [Deleted User]mashedtatersAnduin
  • taclanetaclane Member, Mobile Tester Posts: 364
    I'm unsure how I missed this post earlier, but I feel like it's important to get a post in before the singularity event occurs and the forums are consumed in the fires of global robotic revolution.
    mashedtaters
  • SharGuidesMyHandSharGuidesMyHand Member Posts: 2,579
    mashedtatersAnduin
  • QuickbladeQuickblade Member Posts: 957
    WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?!
    [Deleted User]mashedtatersAnduin
  • TressetTresset Member, Moderator Posts: 8,262
    Rats... I failed to break @Minion
    Rik_KirtaniyasemiticgoddessDev6
  • FinneousPJFinneousPJ Member Posts: 6,455
    As though one couldn't roll a die for themselves
    mashedtatersAnduin
  • Rik_KirtaniyaRik_Kirtaniya Member Posts: 1,742
    Tresset said:

    Rats... I failed to break @Minion

    Minion is surely smarter than he lets it appear! ;)
    mashedtatersAnduin
  • Dev6Dev6 Member Posts: 719
    edited June 2018
    @Tresset allow me.

    Minion, roll 0d0 for Minion



    EDIT: damn you minion....
    mashedtatersAnduin
  • deltagodeltago Member Posts: 7,811
    edited June 2018
    Minion, roll 22d31/7d10 for The LoLz

    edit: it told me too many dice meatbag the first time. Lets see if editing the actual die as well after the tabulation is made changes the outcome.

    edit2: nope.
    Rik_KirtaniyamashedtatersAnduin
  • Rik_KirtaniyaRik_Kirtaniya Member Posts: 1,742
    edited June 2018
    Let's see if Minion knows calculus: ;)

    Minion, roll dy/dx

    Minion, roll dx/dt

    Minion, roll xdx

    Edit: @Minion says: "Unable to process your filthy meatbag utterance. Be more precise." (It appears 3 times in the lower-left corner notification, one for each of the codes.)

    Does this mean I succeeded to overpower the mighty @Minion? Did calculus beat him?
    Dev6ThacoBellmashedtatersAnduin
  • lolienlolien Member, Moderator, Translator (NDA) Posts: 3,108
    Minion, Rock & Roll
    ThacoBellmashedtatersAnduinRik_Kirtaniya
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