I voted banana just because my main man @Shandyr did.
Sorry, @Anduin, but despite your forum identity as the god of undead and broccoli, the only real connection I have with you is a poem you posted about a boy killing a pig for meat, despite the pig's attempts to avoid its fate, and my resulting 60 day experiment with veganism because of the guilt I felt from your poem, and the posts of a certain other forum member.
BTW, you love broccoli and want to kill and eat pigs? OH, maybe *that's* why... okay, a lot more makes sense now, from our distant past...
Uhmm, yeah, but anyway, I love you both, but if I must choose, my loyalty is to @Shandyr.
So, "No soup for you...," ermm, I mean, "No bananas for you!".
*Paces in his lair, muttering to himself* Hmph. You people, fighting your silly wars with your silly fruits and vegetables. There is one who lurks in the shadows, orchestrating this great slaughter you watch. He creeps in the dark, using his powers to weave misfortune, his minions providing the manpower to conquer all of you. You thought broccoli was bad... Hehehe. That green flower is nothing more than a daisy of vegetables. A pansy of produce! A lily of lasciviousness! Wait... No... That last one's not right... Oh whatever. Though my face will not yet be revealed, I must gather followers. Minions. Warriors... *casts Project Voice: Worldwide*
VEGETABLE WARRIORS! LEAVE BEHIND YOUR PATHETIC FLOWERY VEGETABLE OVERLORDS AND JOIN THE TRUE FACTION OF POWER! PEAAAAAAS! AND NO. I DID NOT SAY PEACE. FOR THERE WILL BE NONE. TO ME, FOLLOWERS OF CHAOS AND DISCORD! TONIGHT, WE WAGE WAR!
Narrator: "As you wander the countryside, you notice a disturbing increase in the number of peas you meet. Most seem to be in some state of armament. The majority wear helmets at the very least. You also think to yourself that the helmets tend to be the most fetching shade of blue."
I choose none of the above, because ferrets like to eat all of those things. Obviously, there is little point in picking a side since the furry familiars will be chowing down on those that remain. We might keep a few apples and onions for throwing though. Those things can hurt!
Please, reconsider your ill-considered choices and come to the ferret side! We have ! Who would choose vegetables over scrumptious yummies straight from the ovens of the Ferret Lord? Malcontents and ne'er-do-wells that's who!
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Your evil taunts do not effect me...
*sob*
*puts on Ring of Human Influence*
*dons Gauntlets of Dexterity*
*performs most agile and alluring banana dance ever performed*
(I would provide a visual representation, but it would set your video card on fire.)
VEGETABLE WARRIORS! LEAVE BEHIND YOUR PATHETIC FLOWERY VEGETABLE OVERLORDS AND JOIN THE TRUE FACTION OF POWER! PEAAAAAAS! AND NO. I DID NOT SAY PEACE. FOR THERE WILL BE NONE. TO ME, FOLLOWERS OF CHAOS AND DISCORD! TONIGHT, WE WAGE WAR!
o_o -> O_O -> _{"Y$HVB GBFG}$+PG*YFVF_$*IU$)*YF$G"VBn{@UJDGF*I$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My work here is done.
*JUST KIDDING*
*Casts duplication magic to make more copies of the coupon*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO MY COUPON! *Chases after the coupon and face-plants the floor*
*Sniff* O-owie... ;~; M-My Coupon... ;_; I-It's gooooooooone! Waaaaaaah!!
*picks it up and reads it*
*stuffs it in his pocket*
*keeps walking*
Besides, pussies like cucumbers. Oops, wrong website.
Please, reconsider your ill-considered choices and come to the ferret side! We have
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